The word Bible has 5 letters, and Quran only has 4, that is UNDENIABLE PROOF that the Bible is HOLIER THAN THOU! I mean, it's clearly holier than me, my name only has 3 letters.
Right?
2006-06-17 04:57:59 · 17 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
your logic is flawless and inescapable
2006-06-17 05:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by UCSC Slugmaster 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
hm. well MY name has four letters so I am holier than you and I am sure that you are correct sir. Pistachios is one of only two nuts mentioned in the bible, it has too many letters for me to count. Gee wiz, I sure love Jesus and pistachios. I have some holy homeless guy gloves, you know, the ones with the fingers cut off. Do you think hobo's are holy?
Yet it remains clear the holiness and sanctity of the bible is undeniable. Hey, let's vote the bible for president....wait, no....King.
King BIBLE.
2006-06-17 12:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by jesuscodeine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly questioner. Proof is a scientific (specifically mathematical) concept. It has nothing to do religious text. The bible and the Qur'an are based on revelation (God speaking to man through the prophets.)
Counting letter is not a way to holiness, but to stupidity.
2006-06-17 12:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by J. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Numbers in names has not to do with God's Word. If you believe in God's Word that is a book we call the Bible then you can have eternal life. Jesus Christ came to earth as a man to die for your sins. If you believe and trust in what He did for you on the cross you will have eternal life. He rose from on grave on the third day so you can justified before God. He is alive in heaven right now. All the other so called gods are still in the grave. Romans 4: 25 Who was delivered for our offences, and was raised again for our justification.
2006-06-17 12:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES.. YOU HAVE SUCH BRILLIANCE!!! AND YOU CAN'T COUNT!!!!! BECAUSE BIBLE AND QURAN BOTH HAVE 5 LETTERS!!
P.S. Whats your name.. does it really have 3 letters or 4? Because mine has 6.. so that must mean that i am holier than BOTH!!! Y E S !!!! i am going to start a new religion.. because my name is longer than both the bible and the quran...
I LOVE life.. espicially mine..
2006-06-17 12:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by alohabre 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhh...if you think that the quantity of letters in any object's title unconditionally defines it's divinity, then sure. I guess that would make me holier than the bible then because my first name alone contains eight letters.
2006-06-17 12:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by thephalkinparadox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know you are a fool, but I will tell this story anyway.
Before my friend was saved, he was on some powerful acid one day. He was in his bedroom, when everything around took on the appearance of melting, so that nothing could be seen in focus - except for the words "Holy Bible" on the Bible that was in his room.
2006-06-17 12:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by petezsmg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are joking, but let me tell you a story. (It isn't everyday I get to talk to pat!) One time my friend (before he decided he didn't want to burn in hell with all the other bastards who use drugs) got really high. He said that he got really hungry and the only thing that made him stop eating was to eat lots of communion elements that he took from the church. And then he said worship music actually sounded good! There is solid proof, no point in even referencing that ARAB terrorist religion.
2006-06-17 18:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by tomservo552 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quran = 5 letters: what about testaments
2006-06-17 12:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-17 19:09:00 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you pissed me off, I wiped off the remainder of my morning constitution with pages from a bible.
2006-06-17 12:02:22 · answer #11 · answered by Devil's advocate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋