For every anti-religious comment made on this site, I will incite God's wrath and feed a puppy to my pet elephant, Sampson!
If I threaten this, God sayeth 'They shalt stop with fear' so where's your feasr?
We must protect the SANE-TITIE of STRATE marriage!!!
2006-06-17 04:29:40 · 20 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What kind of puppy? This really makes a huge difference....
2006-06-17 06:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 5⤋
It's attitudes like this that give Christianity a bad name. Not all Christians are filled with hate and intolerance. Even if I don't agree with a particular lifestyle, I still love the people who may follow that lifestyle. That's what Jesus would want. Judge not lest ye be judged.
2006-06-17 04:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by cj_justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeas an elephant could eat a puppy. I hate religion. Religion is bad. Religion is super bad. I'm going for 101 dalmations. Religion is anti-good.
2006-06-17 04:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask your god (no upper case for him!) to help you with spelling. Feed the elephant, I don't care. There are too many dogs as well as idiots like you. Because of people like you is why I hate your so-called god. I will welcome Hell and party in the lake of hott-damn 100!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-17 04:36:15 · answer #4 · answered by Devil's advocate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who are any of we to chastise other people based on their religous beliefs? doesn't the christian bible even say that you're supposed to love everybody regardless of their faith, that people are all people? If we all started spouting our personal beliefs, this would no longer be a cool website to go to , it would be anger generating.
your statement's formulation makes no sense, first of all, and it is actually AGAINST your religion to practice what you are threatening... and itsn't it against christian doctrine to threaten violence to any living thing, anyway? I mean, come on. I could go and say that your all warped in the head, that the bible, and your history is full of hypocritical nonsense, etc. etc., byut I won't because thats against my spirituality, which I doctrine, which says no matter what religon people are, they are still people, and who the hell am i to stop them from believing what they want to believe and having faith in something higher, because frankly, it makes life down here a little easier to live?
2006-06-17 04:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by Max 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proverbs 26:4
Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.
2006-06-17 04:36:11 · answer #6 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, no deal. The elephant can't eat a puppy.
2006-06-17 04:35:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your actions make about as much sense as any other religious statement.
If you ever want to leave your cult, Im sure there are people who can help you get out...
2006-06-17 04:33:54 · answer #8 · answered by mand 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I wanna know is what man written book you got that out of!
2006-06-17 04:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by zacksavenue 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, okay, but what about the Sanctity of Straight Marriage??????
2006-06-17 04:34:25 · answer #10 · answered by lookn_4_laffs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think god will like what your doing
2006-06-17 05:06:02 · answer #11 · answered by the Fly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋