whould anyone like to know the real story of Jehova Jesus and Satan?

Question

Id be glad to fill you in.the book of Job tells a fairly accurate account of what happened. Let me get a few things straight with you. the churches you christians attend dont give the whole story never have never will.
1. Jehova is a war God
2. Satan is another God, not a war God
3. Gods are also known as Elders, which are high ranking angels
4. Jesus was the son of a war God, he was no angel but a human soul.
5. satan and Jehova made a bet to see who could get the most people.
6. Jehova, angry that his religion, christianity wasnt working right, banished Satan to another galaxy.

the book of Job talks about Jehova and Satan making a bet to see who could bait humans.

7. Satan is not aware of what goes on on Earth, or what is said about him.
8. Jesus really did get married and have kids. Jesus was a pawn to Jehova.
9. the first commandment was made because Jehova didnt want people to know about what other Gods and Goddesses had to say about him.
10. Judas was female not male.
11. Jehova is in hell right now waiting to be destroyed.
12. Jesus is angry about being his father's pawn, and will not come back to Earth ever.

13. people refer to jesus as the prince of peace but look closely, there are many bible passages that insinuate he was not a peaceful man, according to the bible anyways.
14. the empty tomb story never happened. there was no tomb and
15. Jesus didnt rise from the dead. that part was stolen from an older legend about an annunaki.
16. Jesus fled to France. that is true.
17. Jesus used MAGIC to heal people and turn water to wine.
18. there are billions of other Gods. thats why there are still religions like Astrau around because even if you try to kill off Paganism and its Gods and Goddesses they will fight back.

Jesus was the son of Jehova and Gabriella, a war God. his human parents are Mary and Joseph. and no he was not born of a virgin.

I am an angel an honest to the Gods angel. DOnald shaw you will be sorry.

well i guess you dont believe Gabriel the archangel, most loved and trusted angel of all time. too bad. if you relaly knew him youd throw tomatoes at him out of your own narrowmindedness.

Answer 1

Ok, I guess you are presuming that the bible is written and translated directly from God. Nobody has ever had a hand in dictating what that person thought should be in the book, huh?
Think beyond the box. There are fewer of us that believe the bible verbatim. We believe in God, and even have high spirituality, but the ones that are led by written word and not the soul are damned to be fooled.

Answer 2

This is human philosophy with no connection to truth or the Scriptures. Thankfully, true worshippers anticipate these kinds of Satanic attacks on true religion...

(2 Thessalonians 2:1-3) We request of you not to be quickly shaken from your reason nor to be excited either through an inspired expression or through a verbal message or through a letter... Let no one seduce you in any manner, because it will not come unless the apostasy comes first and the man of lawlessness gets revealed

(2 Peter 2:1) However, there also came to be false prophets among the people, as there will also be false teachers among you. These very ones will quietly bring in destructive sects and will disown even the owner

(1 John 2:18) Young children, it is the last hour, and, just as you have heard that antichrist is coming, even now there have come to be many antichrists; from which fact we gain the knowledge that it is the last hour.

(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; 4 and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. 5 You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.

Answer 3

Wow what dribble, I see 4 different religions distorted in your rant. I barely read it sure you took some points from some other posts you have read on here. Jehovah and Satan making a bet sounds like the LDS version of Jesus and Satan arguing over who should come to earth and save the people or turn them back to God, the story of the empty tomb you must be confused its the story of Noah that has its origins further back in the story of gilgamesh. Multiple Gods is pagan theory, and you being an angel sounds like you smoked too much meth and cant formulate a thought properly.

Answer 4

How many hours did you labor over this nonsense? You really believe that you can tell people the truth about the Bible-as you see it-and expect us to just accept your word? There are people with years of study in The Bible that can make your version look like a comic book page. You need to research what you spout about before you say anything!!!!!!!

Answer 5

Can I just say that you are being completely stupid. Satan is a God as much as you know what you're talking about. (ie not at all). You need prayer if you think Angels are Gods. I would use different language, but as a christian, I'm not allowed.

Answer 6

Read the WHOLE bible to formulate who God is. Not just a verse here and a verse there. If you want to just begin to know a little of who God himself says he is, start in Exodus 34 when God revieles himself partially to Moses and declares his own name and character.

Answer 7

people believed and will believe whatever they want...if u want u can take the bible,read it and after that u can make thousands of other versions some people will believe some will not....it's the free will so people will always have different opinions...

Answer 8

Find another fantasy novel to read. This one is not only poorly written but it has not plot or point!
Honestly, get a new hobby, you look like a moron talking about this crap like it's real...

Answer 9

That is different, I give you that! when I learned about Jehovah I was told he was god, Jesus father. I was taught by a Jehovah witness, they are all wacko!!!

Answer 10

Put it on a sandwich board and go tell it on the mountain...or Central Park.