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Elephant and ant were great friends.But they had a problem,both loved same girl.Atlast that girl dithced both of them.So they decided to suicide together.They went to the bridge,both stood on the edge of the bridge.First elephant jumped into river.now it ant's turn.He was about to jump,at that time he remembered that!!!.WHAT DID HE REMEMBER?

2006-06-17 02:06:36 · 16 answers · asked by plz_answer_me 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

you all guys got it wrong....but many of them performed really good...
the answer:ANT REMEMBERED THAT HIS WRIST WATCH WAS NOT WATER RESISTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-17 02:21:06 · update #1

16 answers

His watch wasn't water resistant. Thanks for the answer

2006-06-17 02:50:44 · answer #1 · answered by allend1980 3 · 0 1

Can you right the answer in "additional details"??? I want to know, man... Is it because he can't jump, can't swim, or he'll float on the water anyway?? Or did he remember that the girl they liked didn't like fat elephants so he might have another chance???? C'MON!

2006-06-17 09:19:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He remembered ants can't swim.

2006-06-17 09:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by itsmeee2006 6 · 0 0

Tere was a picnic at the park today. Free food.!

2006-06-17 09:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by pebblesmom4 2 · 0 0

He forgot to run spell check on his suicide note?

2006-06-17 09:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0 0

There aren't any rivers where elephants live?

2006-06-17 15:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by Shannon 1 · 0 0

he remembered that he wont sink if he jumped. ants float on water. he wont die.

2006-06-17 09:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by boomshakalakalaka03 2 · 0 0

that his momma was kookin fried chicken tonight so he went home

2006-06-17 09:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by Yankees Chic 2 · 0 0

That he really didnt like her

2006-06-17 09:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he can fly so really he aint gonna die]
cheers mate send us more

2006-06-17 09:10:05 · answer #10 · answered by chris 1 · 0 0

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