2006-06-17 00:24:27 · 14 answers · asked by Nacirema Dream 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo Momma is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she has to lift her leg up just to let you through the door.
2006-06-17 00:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by :Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma.
2006-06-17 08:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by wedel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
the circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
2006-06-22 15:10:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat, whenever she rides the bus, she slam dunks her bus fare.
Yo Momma is so black she turns invisible at night.
Yo Momma is such a biatch, she got shot in the face more times than 50 cent.
2006-06-20 11:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dad turned to your mama one day and said, "Hey, I'd like a little p*@s#, she said to em, "Yeah me to, mines as big as a house"
Yo mama so fat, she threw her draws up in the air and covered the hole in the ozone layer
Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
Yo mama so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday
Yo mama so small, she can do push ups under the doorway
2006-06-18 07:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by Dun Dun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
2006-06-17 09:09:05 · answer #6 · answered by Irmak 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so skinny...she hula hoops with a cheerio! yo mama so dark she got mark absent in night school! yo mama so old and ugly...she was the longest living person in the world becuz death was afraid of her. yo mamma so old when u told her to act her own age she died!
2006-06-17 09:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Yankees Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so ugly, she makes onions cry!
2006-06-17 08:47:01 · answer #8 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it...Yo momma is so fat she sweats gravy....Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, we ran out of butter, so we scraped her teeth for our toast!
2006-06-17 09:54:12 · answer #9 · answered by Lola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo Momma is so fat she uses greyhound buses for roller skates.
yo momma is so fat when she went to teh gynecologist,he fell in.
2006-06-17 10:16:00 · answer #10 · answered by genie a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋