Here is a poem i made up. It would go good hanging on the wall in a bath room.
Be nice flush twice,don't be grody, flush your floaty.
2006-06-17 00:01:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FELONIOUS POSSESSION OF PANTIES
By WILLY SENKIWSKY 11/7/04 11:00 p.m. Comedy Rock & Roll Song
There's was a guy in my hometown
He had something that brought the girls around!
I never asked about his secret
I was happy with the overflow you can bet!
I was upstate doing my time
When I heard he got arrested? Here's his crime!
This is the way it was told to me
He got busted for Felonious Possession of Panties!
He'd been fooling around with the DA's wife
So of course the District Attorney tried to get him life!
But, on my friend, the judge had mercy
He gave him four years for Felonious Possession of Panties!
(Spoken: He got on the stand and said:)
My hand went in her drawers she was wearing none
She's a woman I'm a man we had our fun!
But I was setup and I'll tell you why
To find them; cop knew to look in my pocket he didn't even try!
Well, that brought smiles all around
Prosecution swore that ain't how it went down!
But the DA knew what he was doing with the jury
They came back with a guilty of Felonious Possession of Panties!
So now he's doing a four year bid
The woman swears she had nothing to do with it!
She says it was her husband's jealousy
That got my buddy Felonious Possession of her Panties!!!...
Copyright 2004 Willy Senkiwsky -- All Rights Received -- Unauthorized Duplication Prohibited
"The Blues are the roots, and the other music is the fruits." One of Willie Dixon's favorite sayings, from I Am the Blues by Willie Dixon with Don Snowden (DaCapo, 1989)
"Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in doubtful cases, though not often." --Samuel Butler (1612-80), English poet, Author
"Simple music is the hardest music to play and blues is simple music." --Albert Collins
Okay y'all I got new place for my site! The link is here, now I definitely have music, and me singing "That's Just the Way That I Am," an original, there and pics too. Don't just stop at the front page scroll down and check it all out! Keep checking back I just updated it... The last page has "How to Know If you're a New Yorker," by me. A little humor on the serious side! Sign the guestbook too y'all!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-06-17 01:37:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funniest Poem Ever
2016-11-14 01:52:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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What is the funniest poem you have ever heard? or can you make up a funny poem?
Here is a poem i made up. It would go good hanging on the wall in a bath room.
Be nice flush twice,don't be grody, flush your floaty.
2015-08-13 14:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by Katrinka 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Senior Mirror Lately?
Regretfully did I arrive,
Attained the age of fifty-five.
But helping counter my chagrin:
Senior-discounts kicking in.
So, armed with proof that I was born
One distant, prehistoric morn,
It's off to Burger King I go,
Full of confidence to know
That they most certainly will doubt it,
Make some kind of fuss about it.
"A senior burger, if you please,"
I tell the lad, "with extra cheese."
Carefully, I watch his eyes,
For just a hint of real surprise.
If only he'd display for me
A look of incredulity,
Challenge me and watch me chortle,
Show this punk that I'm immortal.
Why couldn't he just ask for proof?
That inconsiderate young goof!
Was it cool to vent such rage,
Or do I really show my age?
i'm not a good poet but here's one site i found
http://www.funnypoets.com/
2006-06-17 00:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by Gary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are the most stupid, idiotic poems i ever heard:
It is snowy out
Kids go play in the wet snow.
It's winter again!
written by Mattew Selesky
A river of sound
gently flowing off the page
delighting us all
written by Craig Macflane
2006-06-17 00:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by C.C. 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wrote this when I was about 15.
I love the sound of rain,
the tear drops in the sky,
they fall amoungst the dew,
all ready to die,
they cant help to fall,
for its there way of life,
why can't they have a second chance,
I guess thats the ice.
:)
2006-06-17 00:12:18 · answer #6 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's one for the toilet. Should be displayed in such a way that person sitting on the potty can read it.
Treat me well, and keep me clean, otherwise,
I'll tell everyone what I've seen
LOL
2006-06-17 22:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anand 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red, Violets are Blue Your nose looks like a B 52
2016-03-14 00:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have one i made up for xmas a few years ago..its sung to sing a song of sixpence..it goes
silly song of christmas
some jocks and socks and ties
2 dozen beers and you wont see out your eyes
when the morning wakes you
the birds will sound like thunder
and underneath the covers, you will crawl back under.
sounds great strummed on acoustic guitar..hope you enjoy :)
sounds great when strummed on acoustic guitar
2006-06-17 00:09:28 · answer #9 · answered by jstr12001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't.
2006-06-17 01:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋