2006-06-16 22:47:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm soooooo glad you asked this. I was talking to my doctor the other day about just this exact question.
Now I'm worried that Satan won't provide sunscreen with enough SPF. What if my plantars warts on the bottom of my feet get worse because of all of the sweating? I get really really bad headaches in the heat. Will they provide enough hydration? The smoke and ashes are so going to irritate my eyes. If they don't have a pharmacy in Hell where I can grab some visine I'm toast! And my eczema is just going to totally flare up. Ok this just won't do. Satan really needs to rethink these living conditions!
2006-06-17 00:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Hypochondria is a real affliction just like severe anxiety, depression, agoraphobia and other psychological disorders. The question you ask is not really in search of any answer but rather an attempt at humour which may of course be funny but perhaps you should put it a humour category. But while we are on the subject of lame jokes I am sure you can appreciate a statement like: Kill all the vegetarians and eat them. It seems right up your ironic alley.
2006-06-18 14:44:55 · answer #2 · answered by Ouros 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha! Aren't hypochondriacs funny? I have a friend who is one. If she stumps a toe, she'll spend the next several days in bed acting like she is going to die. And she is always asking if she has a fever. She is the sickliest person I know. Sick in the damn head!
I guess if she does go to hell, she really will have a fever, huh? LOL
2006-06-17 05:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by beck 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope so!!!! lol but then they will still find things to make up and tell tohers in hell about after all wouldn't be hell without hypochondriacs
2006-06-17 19:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by destineypyle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're going for torture, that would be for Satan to tell them that the doctors really knew what was wrong with them all along and just didn't want to let on.
Validation without resolution. Inconceivable!
2006-06-18 02:54:53 · answer #5 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, they need to take along lots of aloe vera..... cause their a.sses will get scorched. Blister City, with nary a relief in sight.
They will wish they had kept their mouths shut.
2006-06-17 12:06:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it...they will just complain even more and find so much more wrong...And it will ALWAYS be the littlest and stupidest things...
2006-06-19 01:28:47 · answer #7 · answered by Bitch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably second and third degree burns.
2006-06-17 05:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
but then wouldn't that make it heaven for them?
2006-06-17 16:04:46 · answer #9 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, death
2006-06-17 05:50:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋