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I was on the 3rd date with a woman, who I was starting to think I could enjoy a relationship with, at a Chinese Restaurant. Things were going well, the food was good, interesting conversation, all the signs of a good evening when all of a sudden her eyes almost bug out of her head and she turns sheet white. I've kinda got my back to the door so I don't see what she sees. All of a sudden a hairy hand crosses in front of me and slams a ring on the table in front of her and he says "you forget something?" It didn't take a genius to figure out it was her husband. I start to get up and he says "Hey, I have no problem with you, she has done this before" and as he's walking out she's right behind him out the door. Everyone is staring at me and then I realize "That bi*ch stuck me with the bill and it was her treat!" Luckily never ran into them again.

2006-06-17 04:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by Striker 5 · 1 1

I had one really truly awful date once - my mom set me up with a guy she worked with & just thought we would hit it off so well! Turned out he was a whole lot older than me & bald - not that there's anything wrong with that - but at the age I was then, it didn't do much for me. We had agreed to drive to the beach for lunch & a walk on the beach - it was so uncomfortable because we had NOTHING to talk about & I was miserable. He could tell I was not happy & that I didn't really like him - I wish now I could go back & do it differently - I maybe could have gotten a great friend out of it, but I was 19 & immature. Wow - what a mess!! I've never been on a blind date since!!!!!

2006-06-17 07:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0 0

I was on one of those reality-TV dating shows. My boss volunteered me as promotion for her business and I very stupidly accepted. The show set me up with a smoking vegetarian seven years younger than me who wanted a guy who didn't work in an office. I don't smoke, I eat meat, and I work in an office. The producers insisted on going to a fortune teller as our date and bought a scented juju candle to give to her as a gift. They bought a dress for her that they thought I would like but she was more of a jeans and t-shirt kind of girl. Then they told us what to say and do throughout the date. The final scene showed me walking her to her car, hugging her and kissing her on the cheek and her driving off. What you don't see is her driving the car which belonged to the show around the block and then parking it. Then they drove her home and gave me money for cab fare and told me to get lost. The episode finally aired six months later just when I got to hoping it wouldn't. The program was cancelled due to poor ratings a few months later because viewers felt the dates had gotten too scripted. Good riddance.

2006-06-18 13:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The worst date i ever had started out fine, we went on a dinner cruise of lake Simcoe, both of us were dressed to kill and a few people commented on what a good looking couple we were. When the cruise ended it was only 11:00 so we walked hand in hand down the beach to a small pub to have a few drinks. As soon as we entered the bar the sweet girl i went on the cruiser with turned into a jealous possessive *****. Any time a lady got within 10 feet of me she'd start cursing her down. When one of them told her to f off and relax she threw a beer bottle at her, the cops were called and she was arrested for aggravated assault and hauled off to the bucket for the night. Me i hooked up with the waitress who had slipped me her number earlier.

2006-06-17 08:47:55 · answer #4 · answered by messedupsingledad 3 · 0 0

I think all of my dates ended well actually. However, I was dating this one girl for about 4 months, and things started going down hill. I went to her graduation party, and the guy she ended up dating after me was there and I saw them making out. I was only a sophmore in highschool, and was what you call a "late bloomer," and had just started dating so it broke my heart.

2006-06-17 05:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by Fat Guy 5 · 0 0

once, i set up two of my friends on a blind date, and like, who EVER has a good blind date, and then they blame the person that set them up, so i wasnt going to do it, but then i did.

so they went out on the date, and BOTH of them snuck away separately to the restroom and called me DURING the date to tell me how great the date was going and to thank me.

well, at the end of the night, the guy drove back to the girl's house to drop her off and got out of the car to come around and open the door for her. while he was doing that, she had to fart really bad, so she ripped one, and she ended up shitting her pants, and she was wearing this really loose flowing skirt, and it was all over the place in his nice new car. she was frantic and ready to commit suicide. but then my friend was really nice about it....

anyways, that was like 2 years ago, and they are getting married this weekend.

2006-06-17 05:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by hanumistee 7 · 0 0

yes. i have been on a bad date..and what made it so bad is that i always do all the talking. and at the end of the date she didnt even wanna blow me..i just dont get it..

2006-06-17 05:40:00 · answer #7 · answered by kickurnuts 2 · 0 0

Well, i can't decide what what worse: my date screaming for no other reason other than she was totally crazy, or the fact that she showed up at my home later that night (and after midnight)and started banging on my door.
ADVICE: avoid showing people where you live before ensuring their mental health condition

2006-06-17 05:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by pier_o_skier 1 · 0 0

Long story.

I met up with her again, after being out of town for a year and a half. Found out she'd just gotten divorced, and was looking to get out. I invited her to a casual bar for drinks. While I was waiting for her to get there (always the gentleman, I showed up early, to make sure she didn't sit alone among those animals), a so-called-friend got irritated about one of my jokes, grabbed hold of both of the pockets of my shirt, and ripped them. So, I'm playing pool at this bar in a shirt with 'dumpster' written all over it, and she shows up, dressed to kill. She comes in, sits down next to me, and we start talking. I had to get up to finish my pool game, with no intention of playing another, and, when I got back to my bar stool, I couldn't get back to my bar stool. The hounds of hell had closed in while I was gone, and relentlessly hit on her until she went home with another guy. They even drank my beer. That was the end of my formal dating for this millennium. Now, if I get lucky, I get lucky. No reason to have to go through the pain of Discovery Channel mating rituals.

2006-06-17 05:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0 0

there was a time i dated this girl and thought id take her out to dinner and i was dressed up looking great and when i went to pick her up for the date i got the surprised when i got to her front door and seeing the way she was dressed it was a nitemare .

well all the best sweets

2006-06-17 06:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by dab 1 · 0 0

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