It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
2006-06-16 22:14:18 · 23 answers · asked by Aaron 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny.....i like it.....8
2006-06-28 04:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-06-25 09:36:21 · answer #2 · answered by union_lonely_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a 8/10
=D
2006-06-17 17:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by Guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I teach a college Bio intro class each semester...I take attendance every class meeting and make an effort to know the names and students.....My highest group# was 74 students....this would never happen to me even with 500. This surely shows the lack of concern of the prof and processing that is done in a few universities today.....Really, has anyone ever taught a semester long class of 500 bio students in a room at once? I doubt it!!!!
2006-06-27 09:22:44 · answer #4 · answered by Sammyleggs222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 saw it in a movie...
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.
"And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?" the professor asked.
"I don't know," the student said.
"Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know," said the professor.
"That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"
2006-06-25 12:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 1/2
2006-06-17 05:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by avu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 outta 10. What did the professor do when the student stuffed his in the middle?
2006-06-28 03:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tostie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right when I finished reading it, I rated it 4 out of 10 but after I read the last 2 paragraphs once more, I giggled & changed my rate to 7 out of 10.
2006-06-17 05:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by prisC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 outta 10
2006-06-17 05:18:46 · answer #9 · answered by angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has also been used in an Ad. Forgot the product/ service being advertised. Think it was a chocolate bar!
2006-06-17 05:21:49 · answer #10 · answered by byj 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when I saw it in 2 movies I think it was.
2006-06-17 05:19:01 · answer #11 · answered by Fat Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋