a dog can make a noise like a cat ?
Put it through the meat saw, and it goes meeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyaaaaauw ! and a cat can make a noise like a dog ? pour petrol on it, set it alight, and it goes wooooooffffff !
See the humour, or start a rumour...
2006-06-16 20:13:03 · 19 answers · asked by Featherman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is the jokes and riddles section. I would never do that - no offence pse guys.
2006-06-16 21:43:06 · update #1
did u know that I'm prgnant with your child?
just kidding HEHE HEH
2006-06-16 20:23:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Killin’ kittens isn’t easy
And if the thought makes you feel queasy,
Grab a pitchfork from the shed,
…and kill a puppy-dog instead!
2006-06-17 04:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that really crazy good.
you will be the worst nightmare for cats and dogs.
love humour not rumour.
2006-06-17 03:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by crazy lazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serious issues bro
2006-06-17 03:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by oil rigger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol
i was thinking of seding you a cat for your birthday but now i changed my mind!
2006-06-17 04:34:06 · answer #5 · answered by lupus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-06-17 03:16:55 · answer #6 · answered by mrwonton06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that a horse can talk?
When he lifts his tail he says, "Few."
2006-06-17 03:44:45 · answer #7 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wheew... Cool, man, cool!
2006-06-17 03:42:36 · answer #8 · answered by NightFox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ba waw waw waw waw
2006-06-17 03:44:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow... thats really hard-core humor.. lol
2006-06-17 03:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋