It's really hard for me to control my flatulance. Today I was on the redline going towards Chicago and I let one go accidentally. It smelled like rotten Indian food and 6 month old eggs. People instantly started moving away from me when they smelled it. The girl I was talking to at the time almost gagged and I felt really embarrased. I think I may flatulate when I'm nervous. I was having a good conversation with this girl and it all went down the toilet when my pants ruptured. Literally, I had to go to the toilet, it turned out that I actually "sharted" a little bit. This is a real problem. It's really putting a dent in my wallet because I have to buy new underwear all the time. It also puts a dent in my social life. It seems everytime I try to be intimate with a woman I flatulate and almost soil my pants. It really does ruin the mood. What's wrong with me?
2006-06-16 17:24:21 · 8 answers · asked by johnny m 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ok, on the off chance that this is for real......you should see a doctor. They may be able to tell you if there is a problem and if so, give some meds that will help the problem. Good luck
2006-06-16 17:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by Xena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're diet may need changing, or the flatulence(sp) around the ladies may just be a mental thing.
Have you thought about seeing a counselor about this, if you're sure you're farting is out of nervousness w/talking to the ladies?
2006-06-16 17:37:30 · answer #2 · answered by dujoi84 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is kinda gross, and im glad that you are strong enough to write about it on here, you probably should see a doctor.
2006-06-16 17:36:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You and your rectal adventure stories. Get a life, perv-boy!
2006-06-16 17:40:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember to always act like someone else did it!
2006-06-16 17:38:37 · answer #5 · answered by mobilmen59 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg....lmao..im so srry but i cant stop laughin...tht suks so much!! go see a doctor nd soon..also, you should eat more fruits nd vegatables so u go to the bathroom more often nd it wont smell so bad. watch wat you eat. whn u hve a good amount of fiber nd watevr helps u go to the bathroom, the it doesnt smell so bad. my firend eats a good amount of fruits nd vegatbables, nd whn he farts, u cant smell anythin.
2006-06-16 17:33:14 · answer #6 · answered by NY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should try the herbal cleanse.
2006-06-16 17:30:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont fart
2006-06-16 17:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋