huh?
2006-06-16 16:46:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wait...where?
2006-06-16 16:51:29 · update #1
both are right
2006-06-16 16:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why, Why………
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Is this enough of the Why and what fors........Huh?
2006-06-16 23:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Know every damn time huh?
2006-06-16 23:50:00 · answer #3 · answered by bigd4432 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There can be an answer to How, but for answer to why, the search has to be inwards, and answer only experientially, would really satisfy !
2006-06-16 23:51:22 · answer #4 · answered by Spiritualseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did'nt say anything I swear! O.k. I'm sorry... actually I'm not but I will be if you give me the 10 points! J/p! :o)
2006-06-16 23:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need an aspirin. That, and go for a lie-down. It'll do you good.
2006-06-16 23:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by optimistic_pessimist1985 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the voices in my head said so, and they're almost never wrong...
2006-06-17 01:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Becuz, Becuz, Becuz. Becuz of the wonderful things he does...
2006-06-16 23:50:41 · answer #8 · answered by Kitten 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont call authorities just kidding around
2006-06-16 23:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because oh because! and Why not oh why not????
2006-06-16 23:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋