Don't make it where I can't tell it to the Wolf Rev. ok?
2006-06-16 16:25:37 · 5 answers · asked by hokie wolf 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL, haven't any good wolf jokes lately, sorry. I think the gospel of little red riding hood really fractured the Cathabaptawolfacostal community...
2006-06-16 16:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by keri gee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What is a wolf's favorite holiday?
A: Howl-oween.
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks.
"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.
"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.
"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! All right! Is that all right with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? Huh?"
At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.
Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."
The Big Bad Wolf
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...
"Will you **** off, I'm trying to take a **** !"
2006-06-16 23:38:48 · answer #2 · answered by Gray Matter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monica Lewinsky was walking and she trip ed withe a bottle, and a Jeane came out. The Jeane asked Monica to make one wish that he will make it come Thur for her, for helping him get ing out of the bottle. Monica wished for her love handles to despaired the Jeane lift up a finger said some thing wired and Monica`s ears despaired
2006-06-16 23:44:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
little red riding hood was walking through the woods to grandmas house, as she was skipping along she heard a rustle in the bushes, "whos there",she asks, but the noise moved on. so little red riding hood walked on, another 50 yards dowm the trail she heard a noise rustling in the bushes again, she stopped and asked "whos there", but again the noise moved on. little red riding hood skipped on to grandmas house, but another 50 yards on her trail she heard the same rustling noise in the bushes, "whos there she asked", and the wolf popped its head up from behind the bushes and said "will you piss off, im trying to have a shite".
2006-06-16 23:37:39 · answer #4 · answered by leoness1983 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to lick my balls once but fell off the sofa.
2006-06-16 23:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by yikes_its_a_humdinger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋