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2006-06-16 15:29:31 · 39 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

hunt and peck dammit

2006-06-16 15:38:05 · update #1

i am still handcuffed dammit

2006-06-16 15:40:24 · update #2

39 answers

You will get over it.
Just ask my hubby.
Chaffed a bit, yes, but you will live.
Some men are just so whiney!
Sheesh!

2006-06-17 04:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by Hippie 6 · 4 2

All I can say is "I should've known better!!!" The last words I heard her say was "I gotta go make something right!" I couldn't even get the words out- "What the hell is this KEY for??" before the door slammed. I guess now I know. Do you think if I e-mailed you a picture of it, you can mold it somehow? Tell me how to get out of this bear trap and I'll send it to you.

2006-06-18 17:48:07 · answer #2 · answered by Antny 5 · 0 0

What kind of handcuffs are they? Are they authentic or just a knock-off because it has been my experience that if you pull hard enough the knock-offs will break. If they are real handcuffs then I hope you enjoy typing with little X&Y because you are there until your flavor of the week, oh I mean "girlfriend" lets you out.

2006-06-16 18:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your hands were handcuffed last night and now you re free.
U should take her to mental hospital. Because she has been mad

2006-06-16 15:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by nguyen Lam 2 · 0 0

*pulls her safety handcuff key out of (ahem, turn away pervs) totally MacGyver style*..... and rescues X&Y!!!


... only to rehandcuff him to her radiator...

Sends GF forged dear Crazy Pscho Jane letter informing her that X&Y is now in the peace corp saving the the poor endangered starving african children that remain in the wake of Sally Struthers last visit with Save the Children...

happily ever after.
the end

2006-06-16 15:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 0 0

well obviously your pretty slick if you managed to get to yahoo answers, so why do you need our help? If i were you I'd stay there and enjoy it. I'm sure you can get to the TV remote, the fridge 4 a snack....your fine. Just don't answer the door, it might be a girl scout.

2006-06-18 16:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well let's see ... if you can't use your hands to type, what are you pecking with ?

I'm assuming that you must be doing this from a mobile phone or PDA ... something with really small keys.

2006-06-17 04:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you can reach a computer, I'm hoping you can also reach a phone. Call the cops, and have them cut the cuffs or something.

And if you can't reach a phone, yell as loud as you can until someone comes.

2006-06-16 15:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are handcuffed and you typed this question, then I would like to think that you typed it with your p****. Now that is talent!

Marry me!!

2006-06-16 15:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Would you like some cheese with that whine, dammit?

2006-06-17 08:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0 0

lol omg ok well thats kinda funny... what the helld u do to her? alll i cant think of is tell her ur sorry and send her flowers with a cute note ( its really sweet and shows that u are really sorry) and if she still doesnt for give you keep on doing sweet stuff for her

2006-06-16 15:33:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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