A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes." To which she replies "Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.”
The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again. This time the baby's body comes out. "Holy ****, your baby has a white body," the doctor says. "Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.
The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that will be it. So she does and the legs come out. "Holy ****! Your baby has black legs," the doctor said. "Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.
So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ***, it starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?" The woman replies "I'm just glad it didn't bark!"
2006-06-16 15:25:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I m writing a joke book and that just got in it lol.
2006-06-16 16:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 3⤋
This one reminds me of my all-time favorite headline from the Weekly World News:
"Girl Gives Birth to Chimp in Tragic Spermbank Mixup!"
2006-06-16 22:57:51 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg lol
2006-06-16 23:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL never saw that one coming, great joke
2006-06-17 00:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by Erik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny one too.
2006-06-17 00:46:07 · answer #5 · answered by dragonsaver005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! Nasty!! But that is kinda funnii but also kinda imposible!
2006-06-16 22:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by ɫɦɾouɡɦ ɫɦɛ ɛɣɛʂ oʄ ɫɦɛ ɑvɛɴɢɛd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!
2006-06-16 22:33:21 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats gross but some what funny
2006-06-16 22:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny!!!!!!
2006-06-16 22:38:32 · answer #9 · answered by jensarquist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
imaging if this is true,lol!!!!
2006-06-16 22:31:53 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋