female escort call girl that looks like Shakira. I am 23, and I been waiting forever to kiss and touch a women. After all of my life of getting rejected, it will all end tonight. THIS IS THE MOMENT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. GUYS, CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME TIPS ON WHAT I SHOULD DO FOR MY FIRST TIME EVER WITH A WOMEN.
2006-06-16 14:41:44 · 26 answers · asked by Walter 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm not a guy, but I have to speak up here. I think that down the road, you will regret having sex for the first time with someone who means nothing to you. However, I suspect you don't believe that now. My advice, if you go through with it, is use a CONDOM!
2006-06-16 14:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by freedomnow1950 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dude here is the best advice, first off if you must pay then you must pay nothing wrong with that. especially if you mind is made up. so pay attention. before leaving the house make sure you spank your monkey a couple of times rest for thirty minutes and go for the escort. take you time relax don't be a jerk how ever explore every part of her body gently yet daring.remember she still a lady regardless of her profession and deserves your respect. there is nothing more embarrassing than to be a two minute man but its even more embarrassing when you are a two minute man on a three hundred dollar tab. don't forget the Trojans . congrats and enjoy your self e-mail me when u get back i want details.p.s. check between the legs first you don't want to get ripped off and if she says turn around my turn RUN!
2006-06-16 15:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by cookiemonsta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah BUDDY! ........about two hours before your BIG NIGHT get some sort of girly magazine and go into your secret place and blow off a few rounds if you know what I mean? And then if! YOUR BIG NIGHT gets REALLLY BIG you will last longer then 2 minutes in the sack! And that will really impress SHAKIRA women dont like MINUTE MEN!,,,,,,
2006-06-16 14:51:56 · answer #3 · answered by mik d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first wash your little pink-headed dickie and make sure u wash ur a$$hole too. you have to get finger-f*cked being that it is ur fist time- it's a guy thing and it is a rule!!! then, cover ur dickie with an extra small condom and let her get on top. since this is ur very first time- surly u don't know what the f*ck u r doing!!!!by the way, u think $300.00 for 3 minutes is worth it? it's ur first time and u will ejaculate prematurely anyway! HAVE IT YOUR WAY HONEY!!!!!
2006-06-16 14:49:08 · answer #4 · answered by Mama-Hen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray and wait till you get married its not worth it save your $300 dollars Sex is not what it is cracked up to be.
2006-06-16 14:48:43 · answer #5 · answered by Justin D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First relax and have fun. It is a sure thing,but remember all call girls will do as little as possible for as much an possible. It's the nature of their business. use double condoms or you'll be like Jim in American Pie. "Squirt---Squirt"
2006-06-16 14:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by iaidoka1967 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have fun! Sadly, however, you may find that the sort of women you can expect to date "on your own level" may be a little below this ... nice hooker! Dont get your hopes up! However, have a great time, you lucky slag!
2006-06-16 14:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad to hear of a guy who will pay money for sex rather than expect freebies. Have a good time.
2006-06-16 14:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by reallyfedup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your going to pay 300 bucks for a case of AIDS?
2006-06-16 14:45:00 · answer #9 · answered by MC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about pleasing an escort. Just get your rocks off and leave. If you want to know how to please a woman go to http://www.askmen.com and click on the sexuality link. It'll teach you everything you could ever want to know from sensual massages to oral sex and dirty talk. Enjoy.
2006-06-16 14:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by TonyDrummond 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋