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what if albert einstien is really god and not charles darwin, what then

Answer 1

You mean maybe Albert Einstein is not Charles Darwin? Oh no... I've always thought they were the same person!

But doesn't E = mc2 mean 'evolution equals mostly creationism too'? And wasn't it Albert Darwinstein who said that monkeys evolve into people more slowly as they approach the speed of light? And observed Brownian Motion among the amino acids in the primordial soup?

Mmmm. primordial soup...

But I digress...

And, most importantly, Einstein can't be God, because he said 'God doesn't play dice with the universe', but I saw Einstein and the universe shooting craps out in the alley the other night...

The truth is that Albert Einstein is the devil and Charles Darwin is the ancient sun god Ra... You haven't been here on Y!A R&S very long now, have you?

Answer 2

As a matter of fact - human beings are gods (little "g") - says so in the Bible - God's own words..., which goes something like, "I said ye were gods..." and the scriptures can not be broken.

Thats all Jesus was saying when some Trinitarians and certain Oneness believers took it out of context (as did the Pharisees of Jesus time) and thought Jesus was calling himself, "God".

If we are made in God's image then we are gods (little "g"). Foregive the expression, but we are God's "Little Me"s.

We have dominion over the earth and have an intellect that no other life form on the face of the Earth has.., the superior species.

No doubt some knuckle head will take this and try to make it into something it is not - but hey, that's their problem, not mine. This has been an offical FYI.

Answer 3

What if Nike is really Adidas and not an individual company? What then?

Where on Earth did you get the idea that Charles Darwin is God?

Answer 4

you know that saying..."dumb blondes"...well u fit that description perfectly. who the hell told u that charles darwin was God. whoever did needs to find a history book. God was here at the beginning of time and he isn't going to die any time soon. In that history book it will tell you the day Charles and Albert were born AND (here's where you need to pay extreme attention)...WHEN THEY DIED!

Answer 5

I would not be too worried if albert was god instead of darwin. I think albert's scientific theories are more credible than those of darwin.

Answer 6

Hmm...Then by that logic, Albert Einstein didn't believe in himself, as evidenced by his book The Human Side, the article in The New York Times Magazine entitled Religion and Science, and various other interviews from different newspapers. In other words, he was an atheist.

Answer 7

Impossible for either of them to be God. They are not all-knowing, neither are they all-powerful. Besides, there have been physicists and biologists that have surpassed both. There is one physicist who can do mathematical calculations in his head and, though he can barely move, he formulated revolutionary theories. There is also Stephen Hawking. As for biologists, look at all the work they've done in the past 200 years. Greater theories followed the theory of evolution, which is still in some doubt.
Neither are gods. They are both mortals, like we are. As such, they can be surpassed.

Answer 8

charles darwin never claimed to be God.

Answer 9

Then that explains why we can still have monkeys and chickens because evolution isnt true. Albert Einstein only died for Jewish people's sins, so now we all have to convert.

I have to shave the tops of my feet when I shave my legs. Am I the only one?

Answer 10

I know who Einstein is. Who is Einstien?