seriously, if someone craps on another persons car, they need to be punished, cuz thats jus sick.
2006-06-16 12:29:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Have them committed to a mental ward for 72 hours of observation. It’s really easy. A hospital can hold any person for observation, especially when they’re doing disturbing things. A person who defecates on another person’s property cannot be of sound mind and should therefore be placed into involuntary care.
An enema, backless hospital gown, body cavity search and endless Wheel of Fortune reruns and they'll probably develop a complex that will make them NOT want to ever use the bathroom again, appropriate toilet or not.
2006-06-16 15:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by prussianbluelady 3 · 7⤊ 2⤋
Well you obviously want to return the offence in kind, so here's the foolproof way of getting away with it.
You will need a few things in your favor to start with. A very hot day for one. At least 6-8 hours, probably longer, before your retaliation will be noticed, ( a day at work, or school should suffice). And finally, a package of bologna.
When you have all of these things, just place the slices of bologna upon his car and walk away, and let the heat of mother nature take it's course. Don't do the stupid thing and actually touch his car, you surely wouldn't want to leave fingerprints upon it.
Now if everything has worked well, when he goes to pull the bologna off and rinse the the car off, a good portion of paint will come with it too.
Now of course, motive might automatically get you fingered for causing such damage, but there will be no evidence of your involvement, (remember you DIDN'T touch the car). And of course there's the whole, "Were there any witnesses to the deed?"
Just a suggestion!
2006-06-17 10:50:21 · answer #2 · answered by Lew W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is incredibly gross! If I were you, I would make them lick the s**t up!
but since that's not bloody likely going to happen, I would settle for this: Save the dump. giftwrap it nicely, and put a little tag on it that says "I thought of you when I saw this, and I couldn't help but get it to you!" then mail it to them. if you don't know their address, have someone give it to them. try not to be the deliverer of crappy gifts, unless you're 6'4 and can bench 250 at least.
If they aren't going to be around for a while, so much the better! nothing gets your point across like a dump that's been stewing in a cardboard box.
If the debated fecal matter is no longer available, you may want to try starting "fresh". I know there are some websites that will mail poo to the people you don't like for a nominal fee. you could sign them up for a "poop of the month" or start saving your own interesting emissions to send to them!
If that doesn't do it for you, post your story with their full name on every single website you can find. They will see it eventually! (and everyone who googles their name will too!)
good luck with your crappy revenge theme!
2006-06-16 19:47:15 · answer #3 · answered by mystique_365 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that if someone has the creativity necessary to think, "I'm gonna crap on this guys car", that you should find that as incredibly funny as it is. Disgusting? Yes, but freakin' histerical!
And really, within the law, how do you outdo crapping on someone's car?
2006-06-16 19:54:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the jerk have a fireplace? If so, put some #$%& in a paper sack and drop it down his chimney, or you can put some in a sack, leave it at his front door, light it on fire, ring the bell and run.
2006-06-16 21:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by knittinmama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is what you do.
go and find some nice cat do-do and put it under the driver's seat of their car---preferably on a hot day so the juices will permeate all day long.
*cuz everyone knows, there is nothing funkier than cat poo
2006-06-17 01:30:55 · answer #6 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gift wrap them an adult diaper and have it delivered to them at a place and time where they will be sure to have an audience when they open it. You might also enclose a bold type sympathy card as to their medical problems, mental and physical.And please be sincere!!!
2006-06-16 19:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by moodyblu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What goes around, comes around...don't mess up your karma gettin' vengence on someone that low class...the cosmos will make sure they get theirs.
2006-06-16 19:44:51 · answer #8 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You give up because that person is the master.
2006-06-16 19:32:40 · answer #9 · answered by pumpjackraiders 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make them pay for detailing and never stop talking about it. let everyone wit an ear know what happened.
2006-06-16 19:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Nocsotulb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋