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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

2006-06-16 12:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tiffany 5 · 0 0

A guy once came up to me and said "Can I borrow a quarter?" and I said "Excuse me?" and he said "I need a quarter. My mama told me to call her when I met the woman of my dreams"!!! I thought it was pretty funny. Not one you hear every day.

2006-06-16 18:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can still make your Bedrock..lol...I love that one....or Do you know why it didn't hurt when you fell from heaven???? It's because I caught you in my arms!!!!

2006-06-17 18:52:24 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0 0

"Hey, I'm (name). I'm pretty sure you don't want to go to lunch/dinner/have a drink with me, so I'll just ask you for your number and back away slowly."

2006-06-16 18:57:19 · answer #4 · answered by iambic_chatterbox 4 · 0 0

Is that a roll of quaters or are you glad to see me?

2006-06-16 18:56:16 · answer #5 · answered by drsteve362005 6 · 0 0

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