2006-06-16 11:17:33 · 11 answers · asked by sally 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i ant the answers also pleeeeease! x
2006-06-16 11:23:53 · update #1
sorry that was i want the answers also x
2006-06-16 11:24:27 · update #2
I'm one of five, I'm not alive.
The one who sent me became king.
The one who received me died.
What am I?
The answer=A stone.......David had five stones. He used one to kill Goliath.
2006-06-16 11:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Davids mum flew from america to the UK. When she returned a week later her three children were there to meet her at the airport. In her poket she had three American coins. A penny a Nickel and a Dime.
She gave the Penny to her daughter Penny
She gave the Nickel to her Oldest son Nicholas.
Her Youngest son got the dime. What was his name.
If you cant work it out I'll give you the answer for 10 points.
2006-06-16 11:29:56 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are 3 men stuck on a desserted island that have a boat that can only hold one hundred pounds. One man weighs 100 pounds and the other two weigh 50. How do they get across?
(They cant swim they have to use the boat)
answer below
the two 50 lb men go accross one goes back to the island to get the 100lb man who goes back alone and the 50 lb man not on the island goesback to get the other 50 guy and they both go back together.
2006-06-16 11:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
2006-06-16 11:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by allend1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if this one is good, but it was the first we learn: A school full of pupils, and with no doors. What is that?
Second one: 2 water lillies around a stump.
Kids stuff :)
First: watermelon
Second: ears on your head
2006-06-16 11:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what gets wetter the more it dries?
what is the elegy of a foul?
he who makes it does not use it...he who orders it does not want it...and he who uses it does not know he's using it... WHAT IS IT ?
these were handed down 4 generations... THEY ARE PARTY STOPPERS if you get your guests wrenching their brains all night....
2006-06-16 11:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from cosham
Who took out his bo**ocks to wash 'em
His wife said 'my dear, please don't do that here'
'Or I'll stamp on the buggers and squash 'em
2006-06-18 04:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I run but do not walk.
I have a mouth but to not talk.
I have a bed but do not talk.
What am I?
A river.
2006-06-16 12:02:24 · answer #8 · answered by Slim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hay Malcy,
the kid who got the dime's name is david...
2006-06-16 11:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brothers and sisters, I have none, the son of my father is my fathers son. Who is it?
It is myself. x
2006-06-16 11:24:11 · answer #10 · answered by Villa Fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋