Who wants 10 points?

Question

Say something that will humor me...

Answer 1

WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED?????



A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,


"HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING

FOR WEEKS NOW"



HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY;



"FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO
PRINTED
ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"

THE WIFE ASKS,

"WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."


TO WHICH HE REPLIED,



"FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY
FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO."

FINE, SHE SAYS,


"THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?" THEY'RE ABOUT
TO BREAK."

"I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS", HE SAYS.
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! "

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL
GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP
OUT.
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE
ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A
BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.


"HONEY", HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"

SHE SAID,


"WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN
ASKED
ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL
I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE."

HE SAID,


"SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?"



SHE REPLIED,



"HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T
THINK
SO!"

Answer 2

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat. He decided to get rid of him, by driving the cat 20 blocks from home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. Finally. he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that s.o.b. on the phone. I'm lost, and need directions!"

Answer 3

a blond decides to change her career, so she decides to look in a wealthy neighborhood, she knocks on the 1st door and asks if she can paint their porch for $50, the man told her yes,and the paint and brushes was in the garage. when his wife heard the conversation she asked her husband if she knew the porch went all the way around the house, he said she should have she was standing on it, meanwhile the blond came back and knocked on the door and told the man she was finished and she had paint left over, so she put 2 coats instead of 1. the man paid her, and as she was ready to leave she told him by the way, that is not a Porsche its a Ferrari

Answer 4

humor you , okay, did you get the x box? Or was it just another one of those survey scams?
I won a 52 inch plasma tv a long time ago if I could get 6 more people to just take their surveys they would send it to me they said.
I got the six more people, I did not get the tv. i contacted them. they were no longer a url tht was valid.
doesn't the fact we are surrounded by this kind of pond slop and don't even know it scary to you? it is to me!

Answer 5

Q. How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
A. 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 a s s, 1 p u s s y, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.

hehe check ya later ♥

Answer 6

Something humorous...Britney Spears said that she is a good mom.

Answer 7

What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?

What does cheese say when its having its photo taken?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced 'onety-one?

How do, 'Do not walk on the grass' signs get there?

Answer 8

i want 10 points

Answer 9

humor u how about humor me with my ten points! PLEASEY WEEZY WITH A GUM DROP ON TOP!

Answer 10

whats meaner then a pitbull with aids? the guy who gave it to him.lol

they say you can get aids from a toilet seat now if you sit down b4 the other guy gets up.lol