WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO BLONDES IN A FREEZER?
2006-06-16 09:25:58 · 19 answers · asked by ANGELA MAE W 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Frosted flakes! (lol)
2006-06-16 09:27:15 · answer #1 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here…
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people asks…
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??
Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer: Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-No, he’s a miserable wife-beating insensitive lout…it’s just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. You dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding……
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks…
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
2006-06-16 09:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frosted Flakes.
2006-06-16 09:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by flamingo_sandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you would call them two blondes in a freezer cause that's what they are!
2006-06-16 09:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by rocky34892 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
frosted flakes
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
To keep the refrigerator cold.
2006-06-16 09:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by T2Step 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frosted flakes
2006-06-16 09:30:11 · answer #6 · answered by the_dog_trainer_guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contestants in a Miss Frigidaire contest?
2006-06-16 09:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Frosted Flakes!
2006-06-16 09:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by Beardog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frosted flakes! hahaha fyst 1 should get the ten points on this. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-06-16 09:29:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two b****** about to open a can of whoopa** on you for telling a crumby joke about them. Just open the door.
2006-06-16 09:28:04 · answer #10 · answered by shehawke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋