2006-06-16 09:11:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
puppy2adopt: you have been reported! I have a right to ask questions that concern me. I'm sure you're adopting a puppy instead of having a kid, because you want a guarantee that your 'child' will look like you.
2006-06-16 09:20:57 · update #1
I have wondered the same thing. Actually, I wonder how one of those turds that seems like it takes forever to get out breaks into like four smaller pieces. I do think it has to do with the size of your sphincter or what you eat. I noticed that when I eat a lot of wurst and kraut that I release a lot of short fat turds but when I eat a lot of vegetables my turds come out long and thin.
PS: There is a science called Scatology that studies turds.
2006-06-16 13:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
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Why are my turds long and skinny instead of short and fat?
2015-02-03 19:22:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your system processes waste faster than people with short, fat turds. They are on the express train and not getting fat, waiting in line.
2006-06-16 09:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you asking such a stupid question? I'll bet your parents asked the same thing when you were born....why is this turd long and skinny instead of short and fat and why is it crying?? It probably took them a while to realize you weren't really a turd but then again maybe you really are. Are you long and skinny too??
LOL!!! Isn't it nappy time for you??
2006-06-16 09:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by puppy2adopt 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Drinking water and a combination of fruits and vegetables (collard greens, kale, spinach etc....) will aid in weight loss. Reduce meat intake to the size of your palm and eat a double portion of the above with eight or more cups of water per day. Weight loss is attributed to ridding your body of toxins (regular bowel movements etc...). Also reduce sugar and salt intake and avoid processed foods...
2015-02-07 23:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If its a usual thing, then it's probably what every1 said, (u have a tiny asshole) but if it's just for now, u might have a little bit of the stomach flu or something! if u have the stomach flu, it will stink! (ALOT) i just got over the stomach flu so i should know!
i hope ur turds get bigger soon! (im sorry i couldn't help myself!)
2006-06-16 09:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by cAllimac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd have to look to Ur-anus to find those answers! LoL!
Meanwhile, did you know that "floater" indicate that you are expelling more fat content? Just a little tidbit.
2006-06-16 09:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by Procrastn8r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you report him? He was making a joke//just like this question sounds..
they may not even like your question either..
it is really a way out there question , because it sounds like a joke,, if you stop and re-read it.. And, besides who cares what u have??
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2006-06-16 10:59:19 · answer #8 · answered by Paige 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because they are on a diet!
2006-06-16 09:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are anal retentive and your sphincter is too tight.
2006-06-16 09:14:28 · answer #10 · answered by WiserAngel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋