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Give her a break. She's probably still a little distressed after you cut off her finger for taking your last beer.
But if you must punish her, then pee all over the seat and leave it for her to sit on.

2006-06-16 10:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

LOL omg yes but only if I can use whats left to slap my husband for leaving the toilet seat up last night.Yes I fell in it

2006-06-16 08:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sure you can. Just make sure you dont ever leave the seat up, cuz then she'll be able to slap you with a flounder

2006-06-16 08:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by shocktrooper342003 4 · 0 0

no calm down and tell her constantly to change the toilet paper roll

2006-06-16 08:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by esile619 3 · 0 0

Defiantly. I hate when my husband will leave the roll empty and leaves the full roll on the counter.

2006-06-16 08:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by Evilest_Wendy 6 · 0 0

Use a flounder instead. More surface area to be slapped with!

2006-06-16 09:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0 0

No don't do that just leave the toilet seat up all the time. Or just don't raise it. Ha Ha

2006-06-16 09:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine 2 · 0 0

I'd reccomend a flounder. Flatter and more of a surface to strike with. But that's just my opinion.

2006-06-16 08:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by dewitthm 2 · 0 0

try cutting it up the middle first so that when you clobber her, the innards go flying all over her. Try to get a female so there's an eggsac in there as well.

2006-06-16 11:51:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no but wait til you know shes about to go to the bathroom and take clingwrap and put it under the seat so shell be in her own #1 or #2....

2006-06-16 08:54:41 · answer #10 · answered by steveangela1 5 · 0 0

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