How can I get my boyfriend to start smoking? His *** is so fat that the sex I'm having with my drug dealing neighbors is better than with him. I don't want to leave because he's rich and I know smoking makes you thin and glamorous. Can I just apply nicotine patches to his back with increasing frequency until he starts lighting up?
2006-06-16 08:09:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
OMG!! SMOKING MAKES YOU UGLY NOT GLAMOROUS!! DON'T MAKE HIM START --- ITS A TERRIBLE HEALTH HABIT THAT MAY KILL HIM LATER IN LIFE!!!! BE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND AND DON'T KILL HIM!
2006-06-16 08:12:41 · answer #1 · answered by ▲▼▲▼ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Since we all know this question is really a joke and you are getting a kick out of everyones answers....I'll answer your question as though it were serious and make sure you get the attention you're thriving for. You might want to try the patch thing and see what happens...but don't let him be aware, of course. Just stick one on his back every morning when you give him a hug (if you can get your arms around his fat a**). Maybe you can even talk to you druggie neighbors and get your bf some meth or crack in exchange for sex (you're probaly trading meth or crack for sex for yourself anyway). Meth and crack will really help with weight loss. Bad thing is...it kills the limbido too...not to mention those handy little brain cells. Anyway...since smoking, meth and crack all will cause a slow death...either way you go...you might want to consider marrying the fat s.o.b. You don't want to have him die from cancer or O.D. or maybe even your S.T.D.'s and not be hitched...otherwise you might not get his cash, car, house, boat and other belongings....especially if he has children that do not belong to you. Speaking of children....if at all possible...you should really consider not having any. We have enough unfit mothers, abused and neglected kids and crack babies in the world. Good luck.
2006-06-19 12:28:51 · answer #2 · answered by pet stylist 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is a terrible thing to ask, will you still be asking on an internet site asking people how to stop him smoking in 20 years when he is terminal with throat/lung cancer or will you be too busy down the shop buying your own fagsspending his hard earned cash. Hey you may not even be here in 2 years to spend his money and see his pain if you keep sleeping with drug dealers Leave the guy alone he deserves better than you if this is the only way you are happy for him. i hope he sees through your decietfull little mind
2006-06-16 08:13:55 · answer #3 · answered by T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have you talked to your boyfriend about this? If he does not want to smoke then don't force him, it is his choice. Yes smoking makes you thin but in a bad way. It is horrible for your health.
2006-06-16 08:15:53 · answer #4 · answered by songbird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smoking reduces interest in sex. And, life too. It causes many respiratory disorders. Why feed others with a slow poison/killer drug just for own sexual pleasure?
Just talk to him and get doctor's advise.
2006-06-16 08:38:08 · answer #5 · answered by ask me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to say, but that is the most superficial thing I've ever heard. Why would you want someone to start smoking? Why don't you get him a gym membership? Smoking kills you, gyms help to keep you healthy.
I'm sorry, but he needs to get a real girl friend, one who doesn't want to poison him slowly to death.
2006-06-16 08:16:40 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Sarah Bear ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is the stupidest question i have read yet, So basically you want to slowly kill him with smoking? Get off the drugs
2006-06-16 08:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by Lillie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's superficial, just so you can have better sex you want to make your b/f start smoking. So you want to shorten his life to better your relationship? That really doesn't make sense
2006-06-16 08:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by smart_idiot 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny, maybe if you take them all off at once after you have him at maximum addiction. Yeah, smoking makes you thin, right before you DIE of cancer.
2006-06-16 08:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by lookn_4_laffs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick pervert!!! You also want to kidnap your neighbor's kid and punish all the sinners that have HIV! If you think god hands out HIV for sinning then you had better watch out!!
2006-06-16 08:30:38 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are very sick....get a real life for yourself and stop being a shallow suck up!!! Oh, you just make me want to vomit and ***** slap you! How can you think of another human being that way? you are a waste of a being!
2006-06-16 08:18:13 · answer #11 · answered by miss-snoopy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋