i live in connecticut and like 2 pwn american n00bs online but its not enuf i want 2 pwn dem in reel life.
2006-06-16 08:03:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
ASK UR LOCAL JEW
2006-06-16 08:05:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I hear they have some really active militias in Afghanistan. They are so active they dodge 500 lb bombs, run from helicopter gun ships and if thats not enough face night vision clad special forces in the middle of the night; most exciting - I'm sure you'll love it.
Perhaps you should start a web site to take donations for your one way ticket there?
2006-06-16 15:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by netjr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you go to the FBI office in New Haven, Bridgeport or Hartford and ask them?
I'm glad you've decided to join an Islamic Militia. They don't require educated people like the US Military. Let me know when you're leaving so I can go to Bradley and wave goodbye to you.
2006-06-16 15:11:54 · answer #3 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the CIA. They are good at setting up Islamic fundamentalists with weapons. Just look what they did with the Afghans in the 80s.
2006-06-16 15:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you come to Ft. Bragg, NC.... I can help you attain the ultimate goal faster.... and give you some guidance on joining an islamic militia.
2006-06-16 16:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by tcatmech2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the next Democratic National Committee. I hear Howard Dean is putting one together...
2006-06-16 15:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Whitey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you say "reel life", do you mean in the movies ????
Visit Hollywood sir and join a movie company there.
2006-06-16 16:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by jonmorritt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd better be careful, the Gestapo (oops I meant Homeland Security, so hard to tell them apart) loves to pay visits to people who joke about terrorism and ignore those who actually commit the crime.
So, watch it...
2006-06-16 15:55:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contact your local Democratic party.
2006-06-16 15:07:03 · answer #9 · answered by kathy059 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Baghdad, strap a bomb to your chest and walk down the streets, if you live, I am sure you will have no problem being recruited!
2006-06-16 15:10:41 · answer #10 · answered by Just Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Moore here, come over to my house and I'll film you joining and we can blame pres. bush for driving you into!
2006-06-16 15:52:12 · answer #11 · answered by fitking 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋