Will the rabbit speed past the turtle but take a nap in my intestines? Will the steady pace of turtle meat make it there before the hare?
2006-06-16 08:02:32 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Probably the turtle. It is greasier meat that rabbit.
2006-06-16 08:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by Andrew T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will say the turtle. Turtle soup goes down fast than chewing rabbit.
Yes I eat turtle, and I eat rabbit, both pretty YUMMY
2006-06-24 19:05:14 · answer #2 · answered by union_lonely_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rabbit will get their first as it will take longer for the
turtles shell to digest in your stomach.
YUK
2006-06-30 00:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
technically both will reach at the same time as the gastric acid in your stomach dissolved and kills them both. They are digested and mixed into a mixtured called 'chyme'. Then the pyrolic sphincter in your stomach will let out the mixed rabbit and turtle down into your guts in bulks.
i guess its a tie
2006-06-16 08:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by Satan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the turtle. The turtle can slide down from it's shell into your digestive system.
2006-06-16 08:11:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you eat a gay rabbit the turtle will get there first because the rabbit will want to stay in your colon as long as possible...
2006-06-18 05:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you eating them when they are still alive?
If so, probably the rabbit. Turtle's shell is too hard. If they're both dead, I guess it really doesn't matter
2006-06-16 08:06:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well y dont u find out yourself try eatin a rabibit and a turtle and see whick makes it to the digestive finsh line
2006-06-30 01:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by sum1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rabbit because it learned it's lesson at the last race!
2006-06-30 05:54:05 · answer #9 · answered by Lynna J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Aardvark.
2006-06-26 18:49:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋