2006-06-16 05:59:53 · 9 answers · asked by carla m 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Cooking my favorite dinner. Um-Yum!!
MISSIONARY STEW
From the Kitchens Of Idi Amin and Patrice Lamumba
85 Gallons of Water
2Baskets of Wild Carrots
1Baskets of Wild Parsnips
1Sheaf of Elephant Grass
1Bushel of Maize
200Rhinoceros Beetle Larve (Grubs)
2Warrior Shields of Tremites (Rounded)
4Helmets of Red Ants (Optional)
16Scorpions (To Taste)
2Handfuls of Trade Salt
24Crocodile Eggs (Beaten)
12Rhesus Monkey Tails
36Baboon Jowls
1Medium to Large Missionary (140-200 Lbs), Depending on Availability
(Half Portions of Ingredients for Smaller Entree (Below 140 Lbs.)
Place All Ingredients in Large Communal Cooking Pot and Bring to Boil Over Dried Gnu Dung Fire.
After Screaming Stops and Entree Sinks Below the Surface of The Water, Remove Half of The Gnu Dung And Continue Cooking (Stirring Slowing) Until Entree Again Surfaces.
Serves Village of 200
Best When Served Hot
2006-06-16 06:59:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny how I found this question because I'm going to be doing it tonight. Calling over a few girlfriends cause I sent the hubby away for the Father's Day weekend to Michigan Speedway "NASCAR" and getting the pool cover off , turning the tunes up got the steaks marinating and king crabs chilling beer on ice and laughing cause rich folks think they got it made Party on you only live once.
2006-06-16 14:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like throwing down some baked potatos and chicken on the grill, listening to some good tunes and being with friends.
2006-06-16 13:03:33 · answer #3 · answered by toughguy2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baking chocolate chip cookies.
2006-06-16 13:06:41 · answer #4 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like playing games and being on the Internet.
2006-06-16 13:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by Amber S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like reading.
2006-06-16 13:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walking in the woods or being around flowers
2006-06-16 13:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
playing video games.
2006-06-16 13:02:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having sex, reading, and watching movies.
2006-06-16 13:12:57 · answer #9 · answered by Male Sicilian Trauma Nurse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋