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Healing is good, and I can appreciate the wine, but he did more talking than anything, and ended up wasting them all.

2006-06-16 05:28:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

That's okay, you people need to hear this stuff even if you don't think about it right away.

2006-06-16 05:47:18 · update #1

15 answers

no.

2006-06-16 05:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Don't vineyards turn water into wine all the time? Add a little fruit, let it sit...

Maybe Jesus was a mutant? That's a way to make friends. lol

2006-06-16 12:32:26 · answer #2 · answered by babyitsyou31 5 · 0 0

Jesus is God in human form. Nothing He ever said or did is wasted.

BTW, how can an ability be asinine? Better look up "asinine" in the dictionary before you use it. If you still don't get it, look in the mirror.

2006-06-16 12:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like you are a bit of a mutant yourself with the ability to speak without saying anything. How do you do it?

2006-06-16 12:41:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Since your name starts with Curious, why don't you read the whole New Testament and seriously check it out for yourself, instead of believing what you hear. Science can't prove everything, such as how to make water. You might know the chemical ingredients, but you can't make it. God didn't seem to have a problem with that one. And all your talking isn't going to prove anything except waste your time. Why are you making fun of something you haven't experienced? <*)))><

2006-06-16 12:34:26 · answer #5 · answered by Sandylynn 6 · 0 0

Walking on water is cool, but not very useful. Did he have a utility belt? Or a Jesusmobile?

2006-06-16 12:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0 0

He probably was a ninja turtle mutant!

2006-06-16 12:31:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think they find the word "mutant" offensive.

2006-06-16 12:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No he wasnt a mutant.

2006-06-16 12:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by North Dakota baseball player 2 · 0 0

Walking on water was a really nifty trick.

2006-06-16 12:31:23 · answer #10 · answered by professionaleccentric 5 · 0 0

I dont think so

2006-06-16 12:31:35 · answer #11 · answered by ramshockey778 2 · 0 0

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