if u were stuck up with a 60+ old lady who blabbers alot (which u really cant understand coz she has no teeth and has a sqeaky voice) in a lift n have to stay in it............for let say ......5 hrs.....wat would u do???.......most comical ans gets the points
2006-06-16 04:53:31 · 16 answers · asked by askin for timepass!!! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Push the emergency button.
2006-06-16 05:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by Taufiq 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take all the medication in her purse and hope like hell it knocks me out for the entire time. I couldn't hurt an old woman, she probably is someones grandma after all
2006-06-16 12:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by medicbera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
search through her bag and take out her spare teeth. File to points with her nail file. Use to drill hole in elevator ceiling. Jump out of elevator. Take spare cable. Jump back in elevator. Tie hands behind back. Stuff her bag in her mouth. Throw her out of elevator through ceiling hole. Close hole in ceiling. Relax in the now quiet elevator. When someone comes into elevator, feint ignorance of the circular line in ceiling.
2006-06-16 11:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by curiositysatiated 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick the old lady out and then call a phsyicic hotline and take her purse and loo through and charge it all on her credit card or just masturbate
2006-06-16 11:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by ctwcsgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put in my mp3 player headphones. Turn it on, and look at her and smile and nod alot. She probably would have no clue that you weren't really listening to her.
2006-06-16 11:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by wyldcatt76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would .....
ditch the oldie
thow her off the lift? j/k i would never do that
listen to music instead of listening to her
just a few.
2006-06-16 12:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by Soccer rox! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zone out and figure out what the hell i'm doing after i'm done with the lady
2006-06-16 12:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by shiara_blade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give her mine and then we could take turns using theb to talk to each other. LOL
2006-06-16 12:01:32 · answer #8 · answered by SPRING 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take out my teeth and give it to her, she'll be sooo shocked that she'll shut up and we'll both enjoy the ride!
2006-06-16 12:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick her in the face until she shuts the hell up!!!!
2006-06-16 12:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by Robert B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋