One day a rooster and a hen went for a walk in a field. The chicken suddenly fell in a deep mud hole. The rooster frantically responded "I'll save you honey." He ran off and jumped into the farmers new Caddillac, drove back to the hen and told her to reach for the bumper and he'll pull her out. After several tries the hen couldn't reach it. A horse nearby saw what was going on and offered his help. He leaned over the mud whole pulled out his penis and told the hen to grab on. When she did he pulled her out and they walked off. The moral of the story is, you don't need a nice car to get a girl. The guys with the big ***** always get the chicks.
2006-06-16 04:48:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
big is not always better- but that there's a funny joke
2006-06-16 05:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
true on that and a good pussy eater too
2006-06-16 04:52:02 · answer #2 · answered by buckeyesfan4life74 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-06-16 05:00:14 · answer #3 · answered by shiara_blade 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oi!
2006-06-16 04:56:04 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-06-16 04:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by manda 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, that one's old.
2006-06-16 04:52:57 · answer #6 · answered by niki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's disgusting
2006-06-16 04:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by curiositysatiated 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was a good one :)
2006-06-16 08:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by Babe 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stupid joke
2006-06-16 04:50:43 · answer #9 · answered by Nece 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell...
2006-06-16 04:51:27 · answer #10 · answered by kellyduhhh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋