It sure would cut down on my bar tab.
2006-06-16 04:22:23 · 34 answers · asked by Kenny ♣ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're not of divine origin, and all men _aren't_ created equal. haven't you ever been in a locker room?
2006-06-16 04:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Your question might make sense to someone, but not me.
Jesus was a man. Okay, nothing to answer there, it's not a question.
All men are created equal. Same, no question, nothing to answer.
Why can't you turn water into wine? What in hell does this question have to do with the two statements above ?
If you don't know the answer, you must have the brain of a pissant. Your whole statement looks like it was though up by a six year old, or a nit-wit. Wise up.
2006-06-16 06:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only logical conclusions are that either Thomas Jefferson was wrong about all men being created equal or the Bible was wrong about Jesus turning water into wine.
However, bottled water is more expensive than gasoline -- perhaps you should find a suitable substitute for your wine-making endeavors. Grapes are still pretty cheap. Perhaps you can change them into wine.
2006-06-16 04:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ranto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude!! I was totally just gonna ignore this one...and not to make fun of God or Jesus or anything, but you're just TOO funny...Thanks for the chuckle....By the way, if you ever figure out how to turn water into wine, you should give me a call so I can join ya...Tryna cut down on my tab also...lol
2006-06-16 04:30:22 · answer #4 · answered by mesofemme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since when is "All men are created equal" a true statement? If you're born in Canada or the USA you are created rich. If you're born in Haiti, Columbia, or Africa you are created poor. If you are a native, in Canada, you are created as an alienated member of society. If you are white, you are created in a priveledged position.
It is in the Church, where barrier between the rich and the poor, the different classes and races, and the different genders are being overcome... it is in this Church where men and women are being created anew as full participants in God's reconciling work... we are God's children.. we are all created in God's image... called to a ministry of reconciliation that will bring equality in our divided world.
2006-06-16 04:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by christian_mennonite_pacifist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the water, You simply need to allow Jesus to turn you into wine so that your spiritual marriage with The Almighty may be a perfect one, then "you shall do greater things than these".
Peace, Love and Light.
2006-06-16 04:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by jacobjmr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. That's funny. I'm going to answer your question part by part.
When word for wine when they bible was translated is also grape juice. So it is very debatable.
Also Jesus is the son of God and part of the trinity. People do not understand how something can be three in one but we are also three in one.
We are made up of our Body, Spirit, and Soul. We need all three to work just the same way that God uses all three ( father, son, and holy spirit).
2006-06-16 04:28:44 · answer #7 · answered by LayLay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was also divine. His humanity was equal to others, but His dual complement of divinity set Him apart.
Have another drink if this is too much and giving you a headache.
2006-06-16 04:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by velvet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was also God. Only the holiest are given such gifts (as turning water into wine).
2006-06-16 04:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by mrearly2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depending on your belief system... yes Jesus was a man but he was also the Son of God or part of the trinity of God... so he's got special abilities that mere mortal man doesn't have.
2006-06-16 04:27:28 · answer #10 · answered by RAllen1st 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your handle! Splendid.
Actually- Jesus was both a man and God. He was 100% man, and 100% God at the same time.
Carpe Noctem!
2006-06-16 04:26:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋