it can buy you a house,but not a home.it can buy you a bed,but not sleep.it can buy you a clock,but not time.it can buy you a book,but not knowledge.it can buy you a position,but not respect.it can buy you medicine,but not health.it can buy you blood,but not life.it can buy you sex,but not love. So you see,money isn't everything. The best things in life can't be bought,and often we destroy ourselves trying! Itell you all this because I am your friend,and as your friend i want to take away your needless pain and suffering............So send me all your money and i will suffer for you. A truer friend than me you will never find. CASH ONLY,PLEASE!
2006-06-16 03:27:06 · 7 answers · asked by SPRING 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
money doesn't buy happiness but it buys a pretty good kind of misery
2006-06-16 03:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by Peter B 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Thank you for the offer, you are very kind. But I already sent all my money to the 700 club so I will be able to get into heaven when I die.
2006-06-16 10:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by Jack B Nimble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like ur message, but all u want is money and that's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!! But I do hav 2 say, that a blade of grass is worth more to me than $1,000. Because grass acually HAS a purpose. It is nature's carpet. Oh and also, u r no friend of mine.
2006-06-17 01:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not suffering in the first place, bank balance 0.00, see I'm a happy little vegimite.
2006-06-16 10:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by lindiloowazup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you are the only decent person left in the world.
2006-06-16 10:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't answer your question for all the money in the world.
2006-06-16 10:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by professionaleccentric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever
2006-06-16 18:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by Kai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋