A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God." The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Morgen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest.
The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."
2006-06-16 02:08:55 · 15 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jahananara *, the rabbi wanted to blame the priest for the accident and gave him wine so the police accuse him for D.U.I.
2006-06-16 02:14:57 · update #1
lmao thats great
2006-06-16 02:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by anna c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it in a different form, as a blonde joke. A blonde joke that turned the tables. The blonde played the part of the rabbi, and the part of the preist wsa played by David Hasselhoff.
2006-06-17 10:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the last line would be something like this " God must have wanted both of to have shiny new cars!!" LOL LOL
2006-06-16 09:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao what a smart rabbi
2006-06-16 09:29:01 · answer #4 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...yougle...cheapoed the priest
2006-06-16 09:12:04 · answer #5 · answered by smashingly.smashing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 07:29:07 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, i am guessing the rabbi thought the priest was a drunk or something? please tell.
2006-06-16 09:12:44 · answer #7 · answered by Jahananara A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
That was good
2006-06-16 11:55:07 · answer #8 · answered by dpbouffard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....ur awesum man...and so is dat naughty rabbi...hahah....i like him...
2006-06-16 13:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-06-16 11:36:30 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋