Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???
2006-06-16 00:33:42 · 8 answers · asked by gloriab61 3 in Pets ➔ Dogs
Someone sent me this and I thought it was cute...thought I would share.
2006-06-16 00:34:38 · update #1
OMG, thank you for sharing that! You brightened my day.
2006-06-22 17:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by dusti96 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm somewhat new the following -purely some months so my record isn't lengthy. there are quite some puppy peeves that were made and that i trust maximum of them. My record contains: a million- giving a canine a medication or food and then asking what is going to ensue - is it ok? It purely takes a minute to look it up on line to understand no matter if that's poisonous or no longer. 2- explaining a difficulty or difficulty with an animal than has been numerous days and then complaining that they don't have any money for the vet. 3- asking what style of canine will be wonderful for me - how do all of us understand? 4- at what age can my canine get pregnant or being a great deal surprised at the same time as they discover out 5- all questions about could I breed my canine? 6 -fashion designer canine. they're all only mixed breeds I do exactly like the questions related to clinical issues when you consider that I do have adventure and understand-how in diverse aspects. i do no longer even attempt to respond to if i do not understand and that i stay faraway from each and each of the breeding questions as I even do not have any adventure in that area.
2016-10-30 23:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that the truth? My husband is guilty of #;s 1,2,6,8,and 10. His favorite offences are #'s 1 and 6
2006-06-16 01:07:35 · answer #3 · answered by A Great Dane Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! lol Do you have anymore?
Maybe we should start a dogjokes yahoo?
2006-06-16 01:25:17 · answer #4 · answered by souni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very cute thanks for sharing & yes I am guilty of some of those too ..bad mommy I am.....
2006-06-16 01:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by muffett1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-16 00:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by browneyed girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! So true....
2006-06-16 02:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by ontario ashley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for sharing.
2006-06-16 01:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋