best guess 10points
*my favourite movie?
*my favourite colour?
*my chinese star sign?(sept/1990)
*my favourite hobby?
+ ANY GOOD joke?(no fat momma type ones)
2006-06-15 23:46:24 · 16 answers · asked by kitty pride 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. X-men 3 (with a name like kitty pryde)
2. blue
3 horse
4 drawing
5 2 Hydrogen atoms walks down the street. The first says, I think I lost my election. The second asks, are you sure? The first one says, I am positive!
2006-06-16 04:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Notebook
Red
Horse (same as me)
Softball
At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the final test will be. The next day she tells the whole class and a smart-*** jock raises his hand.
"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?''
''Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with.''
hehe check ya later â¥
2006-06-16 08:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
titanic
pink
horse
singing and dancing
You throw a little girl a ball, and it will
probably hit her in the nose.
You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it.
Then it will hit him in the nose.
You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best,
and she'll look just as pretty when you finally
make it to church an hour later.
You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll
somehow find every mud puddle from your home
to the church, even if you're driving there.
Boys' rooms are usually messy.
Girls' rooms are usually messy,
except it's a good smelling mess.
2006-06-16 20:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by african queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
X-Men 3
Red
Horse
Reading Comics
A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very bad news for you. You only have one year to live."
The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"
The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant."
"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.
"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
2006-06-16 07:18:36 · answer #4 · answered by Cato_I 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty Dancing
Pink
Dont know
shopping
Why did it take 1000000 sperm to fertalise the egg??? because they wouldnt ask for directions!!!
2006-06-16 12:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm... I would guess...
*Goodfella's
*Red
*Horse
*Surfing the net
*Bar joke: A dislexic man walked into a bra
2006-06-16 07:18:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
-Moulin Rouge
-Lilac
-Rabbit
-Asking questions
-Why did the dog go to the doctors? Cuz he was feeling Woof! (Rough, obviously) Sorry, thats crap.
2006-06-16 13:56:28 · answer #7 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude where's my car
yellow
horse
internet surfig
nth is good enough for u (sucking up for the 10 points, haha)
2006-06-16 07:28:00 · answer #8 · answered by gggnm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scary movie.
pink
horse
internet logging on to answers.
dont know any good jokes,sorry
2006-06-20 14:44:15 · answer #9 · answered by Inactive Account 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't you one of the x-men...? do you really walk through walls?
2006-06-16 07:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋