lets hear those jokes!!! im ready to laugh
2006-06-15 23:39:33 · 10 answers · asked by ford_lovergirl_69 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
2006-06-16 05:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by sammy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,entertain,sacrifice for, charm, fascinate, attend, trust, grovel, defend, coax, brag about, understand, clothe, respect, entertain, kill for, commit, snuggle, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
HOW TO SATISFY A MAN
Show up naked ..... and bring beer.
2006-06-16 17:58:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the 15 shots jocke haha lol
2006-06-16 07:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by gggnm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the alabama sheriff say about the black guy that was shot 15 times?
that is the worst case of suicide i have ever seen.
2006-06-16 06:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by john s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two goldfish were in a tank. On asked the other "So, any idea how to dive this bloody thing?"
2006-06-16 07:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by Xraydelta1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want FUNNY?
Seen this donkey video yet?
Click below URL to watch
https://qpop.com/default.aspx?bf=04A488F0C7E648F5A3902B9E21B6B34329040470162E43E38B0D547D0791AFB1
Video size is 2.4mb
2006-06-16 12:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by FlashMerlot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Especially since he shot himself in the back of the head, pausing twice to reload!"
2006-06-16 07:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a dog peed at me last night
2006-06-16 06:44:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
2006-06-16 20:18:27 · answer #9 · answered by uttoransen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my funniest joke!!!
2006-06-16 07:38:19 · answer #10 · answered by conscience S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋