And why doesn't Richard Simmons have a wife yet? He's got tons of money and he's in great shape. Some men just take longer to settle down, I guess.
2006-06-15 15:35:57 · 39 answers · asked by cornfunkel 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow... you totally blew my mind. I've never thought about the red words in the Bible thing before...
Does Richard Simmons swing that way? Wouldn't he have a "husband?"
2006-06-15 15:38:17 · answer #1 · answered by bettiegrl 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't know the answer for Richard Simmons. One can only guess! However, the red words in the Bible are to show that Jesus Christ is speaking.
2006-06-15 15:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by patwal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you color blind? Do you think it's funny to mock? In case you don't know, those are the words of Jesus Christ.
As for Richard Simmons? I have no idea. I figure he's gayer than a $3.00 bill. He's very effiniate. Of course, he can change.
2006-06-15 15:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What exactly do you mean by the "red" words? I dont know what the hell ur talking about, sorry.
And Richard Simmons will never have a wife. He may someday be the wife, but I assure you he doesnt have the balls to be a husband, ever.
2006-06-15 15:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by jack f 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The red words are the words of Christ. Color blind people can still tell the red words because they aren't as dark as the black words.
Richard Simmonds is an openly gay man. He looked out of shape the last time I saw him. He's getting pudgy.
Oh. Is this a joke question? Not really funny.
2006-06-15 15:39:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible is just a story to be taken with a grain of salt.
Richard Simmons? He's on television a lot.
2006-06-15 15:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by David Y 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, they apply to color blind people, as well as the rest of us, as they are quotations from Jesus.
Richard Simmons has no interest in a wife, in that they are women.
2006-06-15 15:38:36 · answer #7 · answered by bigheadbride 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am colorblind. Colorblindness is not necessarily the inability to see color. There are varying degrees of this trait, which cause certain shades of colors to be confused with others.
The red words are easily distinguished from black because of the tone, of which colorblind people have a complete sensation.
The red words apply most to people like you. Blind. Not in sight physically, but spiritually. Unable to see the words you and those like you propose ridiculous questions they offend those who find something sacred in this life. You have denied the sacred, and, frankly are quite unhappy that others have not. Humor is your defense mechanism for the guilty feelings of jealousy towards other people's security in faith and morals.
2006-06-15 15:42:28 · answer #8 · answered by velvet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u serious? The words in red are the words Jesus spoke....Richard Simmons likes men....Thanks for the two points...
2006-06-15 15:40:04 · answer #9 · answered by Tracy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if god wanted them to read the red words they wouldn't be color blind now would they?
Richard Simmons? come on do you really think he could attract a women, let alone get one to marry him? I bet most gay guys wouldn't even go near that.
2006-06-15 15:40:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋