2006-06-15 15:17:25 · 27 answers · asked by God 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You reap what you sow, my friend. You reap what you sow.
And you, of all people, should know that.
2006-06-15 15:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Qchan05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi God, me again. If I remember correctly, you didn't create human morons in the first place. Don't you remember, it was the heavens and earth. God, you're getting forgetful. By-the-way, your first attempt at creating humans didn't go to well, did it? I mean really, Adam and Eve could have partaken from the Tree of Life and lived happily ever after. But noooo...Eve had to listen to some wise *** talking serpent and partake from the Tree of Knowledge and then she convinced her stupid boyfriend to do the same. Then they had all the knowledge of the universe and would become gods, themselves. Did you really think they wouldn't be tempted to become like you? What were you thinking? You started this whole mess to begin with. You fix it. Oh yeah, please don't do that flood thing again.
2006-06-15 23:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by wefields@swbell.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Rep What you Sow, is BS, I sowed $5.00 in my back yard and got bad grass, I sowed $150.00 in my car and it ran worse, I sowed $250.00 at church and was asked for more, I sowed 40 hours at work and was charged tax dam that sowing stuff
Oh yes of coarse human are morons, what the hell was god thinking of
2006-06-15 22:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by man of ape 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, God, how do you deal with all those requests for blessings every time someone sneezes? I mean, I don't say "God bless you" when someone sneezes because I figure you have better things to do, but millions of others don't think so. Must be a bloody nuisance!
2006-06-15 22:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God!!! I've been waiting for you, I got the message from the angels. I regreat to tell you he's still alive, but I plan on changing that tonight, lol. Praise be to you on high.
2006-06-15 22:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your an inmature magot and a discrase to humans
2006-06-15 22:22:59 · answer #6 · answered by luke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To watch your own large scale Jerry Springer show.
2006-06-15 22:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by Fee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are god then why would you have to come here for answers. You are one stupid god.
if there is one human that's a moron its you!
2006-06-15 22:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by zqx357 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you wanted someone to be the object of your love and you love us unconditionally so it doesn't matter that we are morons and bent on distruction of the world.
2006-06-15 22:26:20 · answer #9 · answered by a blessed one 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then create a flood and wipe us out.
2006-06-15 22:21:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look in a mirror you created us in your image.
2006-06-15 22:19:26 · answer #11 · answered by conundrum_dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋