2006-06-15 15:14:25 · 17 answers · asked by God 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A lot. Many to stand around and argue the theology of the light bulb until Jesus gets there and changes it Himself.
2006-06-15 15:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. None. They were intelligently designed and never go on the blink, you evolutionist heretic.
2. Two. One prays for a miracle to happen and the other calls an atheist who can handle the technology.
2006-06-15 22:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder how many screws it would take to light up a Christian
wOrd
2006-06-17 03:55:37 · answer #3 · answered by Mad Max 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 005
1000 to put their hands up
1 to hold the lightbulb
4 to turn the lightbulb holder around
2006-06-15 22:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by Aslan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three
One to bless it with holy water
One to make the sign of the cross
One to screw it in
2006-06-15 22:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by Nan one one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm bettin the same amount its takes for non-christians, one. Oh, wait are you making a joke, lololololol....not funny.
2006-06-15 22:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One. How many assholes like you does it take to come up with lame jokes like your so called question?
2006-06-15 22:18:32 · answer #7 · answered by jack f 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None, they walk in the light God provided.
2006-06-15 22:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by GEORGE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey moron
how many morons does it take to count to one.
2006-06-15 22:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by zqx357 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just one dude
2006-06-15 22:24:13 · answer #10 · answered by ForestRanger1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋