2006-06-15 15:06:27 · 26 answers · asked by God 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
who the hell gives a rat's rear end,I don't give a damn that's for sure.
2006-06-15 15:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi God. I have a life. Can I ask you a couple of questions? For instance, are you male or female? If you are male, do you have a penis? If so, what for? Are you and Jesus the same Deity? Are all religions false except Christianity? Is Christianity the one true religion or a mythology like all the rest. What religion are you? Are you Jewish? Do you wear suits or robes? If robes, are they old school or newer styles and what material are they made of? If you wear suits, are they business suits or formal attire? What brand or brands do you prefer? I guess that's all for now. Hope you'll get back to me, it's not often I find a direct link to you. Thanks for your time.
2006-06-15 15:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by wefields@swbell.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Define having a life?
2006-06-15 15:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by sweetcheripie25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all have a life, but some of us just dont live it!
2006-06-15 15:15:10 · answer #4 · answered by joshua_myers303 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got a life , im alive and Im thankful for it.
2006-06-15 15:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we have the life. do you?
http://www.biblebelievers.com/SimpleSalvation.html
2006-06-15 15:25:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your highness!!!!! ---i am so bore---now you just make sure in my next life you make me a lion--so i can have their exact sex drive((((NOT have to work for a living,have lots of sex and be the king)))---seeeee i truly believe that i was intended to be one when you created me --but on my way to this planet i got on the wrong whom~~~~OH my God i can't believe i am talking with --God!!!!!!! LOL,LOL!!!!---I guess i don't have a life ha??
2006-06-15 15:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by sapito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with "survofgod" (answer # 8)....
But I was gonna say, I have TWO! This one, and the eternal one. How cool is THAT!
2006-06-15 15:17:39 · answer #8 · answered by shiba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey moron
I have a life you need one
later moron
later moron
2006-06-15 15:32:41 · answer #9 · answered by zqx357 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you were god you would know that you are life.
2006-06-15 15:10:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋