Did Mary serve Jesus 2%, 1% or skim milk?
The answer isn't in my KJV of the Da Vinci Code so please help!
2006-06-15 14:12:17 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Noooo! Not the evil question that will launch yet another religious war! Nooooooooooooo!
It was 1%. But never make me say it again! Evil, evil, evil question!
2006-06-15 14:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The important thing in this question is not the 1% or the 2% milk, its the serving of the milk. How would Jesus ever get milk if Mary didn't make the decision for him. This is the real issue....besides we all know that Jesus was lactose intolerant.
2006-06-15 14:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by christianhill5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are serious? Do you realize that 2%, etc. is a fairly recent development. They did not have homogenized milk when Jesus was alive! The answer was whole milk if there was any milk consumed at all.
2006-06-15 14:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by swarr2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably camel's milk! And to korngoddess: Mary WAS married to Joseph when Jesus was born.
2006-06-15 14:23:07 · answer #4 · answered by karen_renay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1%
2006-06-15 14:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was whole milk from Mary's t its for the first couple of years, then whole milk from the t its of cows, goats, and God knows what else for the rest. You sinful doubting bastard you.
2006-06-15 14:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by anti.matter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta be whole milk. They didn't have the technology we have today.
"Standing atop the gigantic milk separator I knew that the loud humming I heard was the sound of progress."
2006-06-16 14:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by wrathpuppet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary served jesus with all her heart !
2006-06-15 14:23:36 · answer #8 · answered by B R H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa very funny. When he was older, he took a little bit of bread and wine and fed thousands. I'm sure even as an infant he could manufacture nourishment for himself.
2006-06-15 14:17:53 · answer #9 · answered by please remove me from here 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whole milk until he was two, and then 1% after.
2006-06-15 14:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a pretty sick little puppy eh?
We really don't care to answer your questions because you are such a simpleton. I'll just take the 2 points and let you ramble on.
2006-06-15 14:16:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋