As I understand it, the vast majority of us, probably myself included, will be going to Hell due to our not having chosen the correct religion.
Hell is generally described as an unpleasantly hot place. I've always found that the best thing to do on an unpleasantly hot day is to eat a nice big bowl of ice cream.
So, this leads to the obvious question: will there be ice cream in hell?
I sure hope so. And while I normally prefer chocolate, I think a fruit flavored sherbet would be quite refreshing in all that scorching heat.
2006-06-15 14:03:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no but maybe multiflavored milk! ya know when it melts.
2006-06-15 14:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by 20mommy05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Religions are man-made. Live a good honest life. Don't hurt others and love your neighbor. It's just that simple. You will be judged by your acts in life, not your religion.
If you're going to hell, you better eat all the ice cream you can now, buddy. Because even if ice cream ever got to hell, it would be milk after one lick.
2006-06-15 14:07:42 · answer #2 · answered by B-Dub 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing pleasurable in Hell. It is the absence of joy and is the ultimate isolation. The 'heat' of Hell is the misery of being completely and utterly alone.
Jesus Christ wants you to come home to Heaven. He is seeking you. He knows all about your joys and disappointments. All these things, good or bad, does not change the fact that He loves you and will set you free from the slavery of sin. You will never have to feel alone once Christ is in your heart.
2006-06-15 14:12:50 · answer #3 · answered by velvet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, of course. However, there will be one of three conditions:
1): the ice cream will be all in flavors you cannot stand; or
2): it will all be your favorite flavors, but you won't be able to
reach it; or
3): it will be melted and running in a sticky, gooey, disgustingly
messy river around your ankles and you will have to stand in
it throughout eternity. Warm, melted ice cream is not only
messy, but it stinks as well.
2006-06-17 04:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by gone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, there won't be. Hell is a place of torture. There won't be once ounce or drop of water. You will be there for all eternity, so you might wanna reconsider before you make wise cracks like that. Hell is not a place to take lightly. People will understand that one day, but I'm sorry to say that when that day comes...it'll be too late.
2006-06-15 14:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so full of **** you couldn't eat any ice cream if it were in front of you STUPID ***!!!!!! You have way too much time on ur hands.You really need a job or something to do, then you might have a "taste" of what hell on earth is asshole.
2006-06-15 15:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by Texas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell is a place to do punishment, not a lounge with all the amenities of a Waldorf Astoria luxury hotel.
2006-06-15 14:07:16 · answer #7 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As refreshing as that sounds,I think the only flavor that Hell will have is Rocky Rhodes. Kind of appropriate,don't you think?
2006-06-15 14:11:43 · answer #8 · answered by T-Bill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have already been to hell. They served cyanide cocktails and cookies packed with rat-poison. yet to respond to your question...sure,there'll be Ice-cream. yet merely Vanilla :c
2016-11-14 20:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but I think you need to think positive, It's what you are as a person and what you do with your life, not what religion you are, God loves all people, And no one religion is the "correct one".
2006-06-15 14:13:26 · answer #10 · answered by basscatcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is ice cream, it will be Cold Stone Creamery, because that stuff is so sinful, it's gotta have its Corporate offices in hell. *laugh*
2006-06-16 10:23:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋