held up that liquor store with his friend and then stole a car and hid in the desert of New Mexico for three months until they caught him?
It's not in my copy of the King James Version of the Da Vinci Code so I don't know if it's true or not.
2006-06-15 14:02:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
…And lo, though he knewth not that the gun would goith off, he slew the owner. And there was a great clap of thunder from the gun and John who was standing by ye ol slushy machine looked upon the lord and felt great fear stir within his bosom. And the lord looked upon the seen, then tore his eyes asunder and looked upon his disciple and said “Dude”. And the two knew great fear.
Then Matthew who was waiting outside the store, looking for centurion’s heardth the sound and a cry parted from his lips as he pushed and pulled upon the lord’s robe and ye pushed upon the lord into the back of the cart (not car) and made haste from the seen. And much sorrow was felt from the other brethren when the lord's cart was seen arriving with great haste upon the Nevada dessert horizon.
This was found in the Latin version, in the book of Romans. I think he was 22.
2006-06-15 16:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by Augustus-Illuminati 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Twenty seven. During his time off he worked on his sermon, which was basically about how homo's are a buzzkill.
2006-06-15 21:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by Kermit renversant de corporation 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but he was 8 when he started mowing my lawn.
2006-06-15 21:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you aren't funny. He was however, 33 when he died for you.
2006-06-15 21:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by SarahJane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn jo that **** is HILLARIOUS!!! anyways, I try to devote myself to god, but either way,that is some funny *** material!
2006-06-15 21:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by tybardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought your question was how old he was?
2006-06-15 21:10:38 · answer #6 · answered by plowmscat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
false! did u really think he might of, or are u really bored?
2006-06-15 21:07:29 · answer #7 · answered by Shag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
may God have mercy on your soul.
2006-06-15 21:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by esther9364622 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dork, that never happened
2006-06-15 21:07:22 · answer #9 · answered by NAchik09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
24..........or amybe 16
2006-06-15 21:06:45 · answer #10 · answered by david 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋