top ten reasons to brake up?

Question

give them to me guys lol an answer gets you 2 points.. best answer is like 10.. so hey.. give me some good ones.. notlike those points go to some sort of prize.. but if your lame like me.. youll feel that they improve the way you feel about yoru self lol

Answer 1

10. Wakes up, rolls over and says, "Damn, you're still here?"

9. She's just hired a pool boy...you don't have a pool

8. You call her "Honey," she calls you "Numb Nuts"

7. You overhear your wife on the phone saying,, "How much to kill my husband?"

6. You come home to find her handling the UPS guy's package

5. You've started sleeping in separate beds, in separate houses, in separate time zones

4. You're so unhappy together that the only thing that cheers you up is seeing the hilarious new movie "The Break-Up," now playing at a theater near you

3. You look back at the drunken, bottle-throwing fights as "the good times"

2. At your backyard barbecue she refers to your best friend as "Lover"......I mean "Larry"

1. Keeps asking, "Why can't you be more like Vince Vaughn?"

Answer 2

My personal #1 reason to break up is unfaithfulness. Now to be clear, I do not break up because I SUSPECT unfaithfulness, I need to actually know for a fact that it's going on. I still try and maintain the friendship, but never again get into a relationship with that person.

Answer 3

Break up with him if he's

1. Lying to you
2. Cheating on you
3. Freeloading you
4. Disrespecting you
5. Physically abusing you
6. Verbally abusing you
7. Stealing from you
8. Threatening you
9. Controlling you
10. Not claiming you

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Because they cheat
Because they deal drugs
Because they have a really small d*ck
Because they control you too much
Because they have extreme OCD
Because their hair is way too coarse and its weird
Because they smell funny and have bad hygiene
Because they are 30 and live with mom
Because they are WAY to perverted for you and like golden showers
Because they are insecure with themselves and stalk you
Because they are way too old for you

Those are some reason I have broken up with peopl ebefore anyway....

Answer 6

1 he cheats on you
2 You stop feeling things for him
3 you cheat on him
4 the relationship is only based on sex
5 he does not take your relationship seriously
6 treats you with disrespect
7 you notice he has no feelings toward you
8 he whants something more serious and you don't
9 He does not whant anything serious
10 Your far away from each other

Answer 7

#1 unfaithfulness
lieing
cheating
changed for the worse
bad hygene
he has problems with your family
your too good for him
your too beautiful
different values
no morals
too freaky
too short
hes a wife beater
he lost respect for you and or himself
oh look the list can go on and on .......

Answer 8

1- she got hit by a bus
2- it cut off both her legs
3- she can't walk to the bathroom anymore
4-i have to carry her
5-she no longer has control of her bowels
6-she looses control of herself mostly when she's being carried
7-see number 4
8-i have to clean poop off a incontinent legless freak









i can't think of 2 more reasons but those or pretty darn good reasons to break up.

Answer 9

Infidelity.

Answer 10

1.cheater
2.bossy
3.high matinence
4.to many guys friends that she hangs out with
5.sponge bob squarepants (serious it happened to me)
6.to yell-y
7.change of hair color (i kno it sounds dum but it really makes a difference)
8.unknown mental ailments (again happened to me)
9.smelly breath
10.well uh (insert your own tenth reason here)