Just to clarify: ice cold 2% and homemade chocolate chip cookies.
2006-06-15 11:10:31 · 25 answers · asked by opifan64 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
mmmmm....homemade chocolate chip. *has a brilliant idea* How 'bout this? Let me indulge in the cookies & milk and I'll put in a good word for you with the 'big guy'. *shrugs* I bet He lets you hold on to my coat tails as I soar into heaven. At the very least, maybe He'll write you a recommendation letter to get you high ranks in hell. ;)
2006-06-17 14:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Sky 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I'd go with super chunky chocolate chip cookies just to be safe... and maybe have a choice of skim milk or 1% or 2% since I've never seen it written anywhere which God actually prefers.
Then you should be good to go.
2006-06-16 04:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by theroyalone69 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God knew you were going to put out milk and cookies. But, you forgot the Ovaltine!
2006-06-15 21:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Grudge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are sorely mistaken. You truly need to read a bible and turn your life around and get saved. This is not a matter to be playing around with. If you do not admit you are a sinner , and are willing to accept Jesus Christ as your savior in your heart, you will go to hell, no questions asked. Read the book of john ch:3 v1-16
2006-06-15 18:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by GTO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think by that time He will already have His mind made up about you , if it's not good, the milk and cookies will not sway his decision at all.
2006-06-17 20:59:25 · answer #5 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there etiquette for Judgement Day?! If there is, can someone please fill me in - for example, what is considered appropriate attire, and isn't there a rule about no white shoes after Judgement Day? In any case, I'm sure homemade cookies would be appreciated for almost any occasion.
2006-06-15 22:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, You have God and Santa confused. God can make his own cookies and milk and they would probably taste better.
2006-06-15 18:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Lori S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like we will all go to hell in a handbasket.
But Opi, please remember to keep that basket well stashed with cookies and milk
If god doesn't know what to do with cookies and milk, we haven't a prayer in hell.
2006-06-15 21:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you will burn in God's wraith! Then he may be use milk to extinguish flames, then crumble cookie crumbs over you for this outrage question! Then you will be like insignificant crumb left over in toaster!
2006-06-15 18:20:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it would work just fine. Might want to throw in some whiskey just for good measure because all the priests I've known were drunks.
2006-06-15 18:14:49 · answer #10 · answered by parshooter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋