2006-06-15 09:42:44 · 17 answers · asked by ChingoBling 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ask for it.:)
2006-06-15 09:46:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 4⤋
I think God has a sense of humor and as long as your not vulgar, he could be laughing at you right now, or he could be preparing a place in hell for you, who knows.
Jesus would turn water into a Klondike bar
2006-06-15 16:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by Greg W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he rose from the dead for our sins so it's kinda hard to top that one, even for a Klondike bar.
2006-06-15 16:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by phxguy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get Married
2006-06-15 16:46:01 · answer #4 · answered by fatsausage 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tap dance!
Whoa! Hey, Greg W, take it easy, buddy. "Preparing a place in hell for you"...?
Fearmongers. I think the whole lot of "believers" are fearmongers following the greatest fearmonger of all time... hint who he is: He looks like a hippie, hangs around on a cross, and condems all that ask him questions.
Give up?
It's Jes......
2006-06-15 16:52:27 · answer #5 · answered by Benicio Del Costner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would tell the dykes at the bar, The truth, and let them decide.
Hopefully they would leave a Klon dyke bar. And rejoice is Christ.
2006-06-15 16:58:41 · answer #6 · answered by Fish Bait 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Convert the water to wine.
2006-06-15 16:46:54 · answer #7 · answered by Yardbird 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Build an underwater tunnel.
2006-06-15 16:45:59 · answer #8 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call Chuck Norris and ask him to get one for him.
2006-06-15 16:48:20 · answer #9 · answered by Some Dude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk on water.
2006-06-15 16:45:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd dress up as Satan and say Jesus doesn't exist.
2006-06-15 16:45:58 · answer #11 · answered by fret_guy89 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋