this 8 year old kid went on a public bus to visit his dad a few miles away. he sat down behind the bus drivers and talked to him all the way. The kid sayed said if my dad was a tiger and my mom was a tiger i would be a little tiger. If my dad was a elephant and my mom was a elephant i'll be a litle elephant. All ready annyoned by the kids words the bus driver sayed " what if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a pimp, what would you be. The kid answerd. A bus driver
2006-06-15 09:32:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-15 09:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-15 16:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by nycporkchop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-15 16:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by Lee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-15 16:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by johnnyDRAMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to rate that an 8. It had me laughing out loud!!
I can picture the bus driver's face after the kid says that.
2006-06-15 16:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by special1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 9 especially cuz that ideratherbefishin Guy said that he was a bus driver LOL its extra funny when people get offended!
2006-06-15 16:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by jesslovesblink 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10,Ive just had a stressful day in work,so that made me smile and laugh.
2006-06-15 16:54:23 · answer #7 · answered by tourist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I drive a bus for a living.....that makes my mother & father a ho and pimp huh? Rate your joke...I'll rate your joke....it's a zero just like you and your momma
2006-06-15 16:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 for effort
2006-06-15 16:37:44 · answer #9 · answered by Max C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute one. I'll give it a 10 BC i like kids
2006-06-15 17:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋