2006-06-15 09:26:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
only finding a couple of eggs to eat before i went on a date and after i get picked up and started burping rotten eggs and then my date buys me some pepto-bismol and cuts the date short
2006-06-15 09:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by bennabones 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it is not funny but it is VERY cliche....
I was on an actual date (as opposed to just hanging out) to go to the movies...I had known this guy for awhile ( I had dated his friend a few years earlier) I was just really happy to be spending time with this guy...so in the car in the parking lot I go kiss him ( I thought for sure this was a done deal..so why noy?) The guy pushes me away and says (GASP)....."It's not you , It's me"
I got the old it is not you it is me line.....horrible!
I was really suprised an dmad we didnt even go in and see th e movie!
2006-06-15 16:38:32 · answer #2 · answered by geet840 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was 10 minutes into a first date with a woman who asked me if she could tell me something and then told me that she was on the pill. I thought that was very amusing.
2006-06-15 16:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by Adam R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy was laughing really loud and he passed gas. He was so embarrassed, and just got silent, said nothing. I think it embarrassed him more than it should have, but it was a memorable date. Lucky no noxious smells were involved.
hah.
2006-06-15 17:21:39 · answer #4 · answered by tula_p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we were out drinking at the lake and me and my gril went for a walk and were making out on the boat dock when my buddy threw me a beer hit my girl in the head and knocked her into the water. then we all laughed as she kicked his @$$.
2006-06-15 16:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mom walked in on dinner and handed me a pair of clean underwear
2006-06-15 16:31:36 · answer #6 · answered by twentythree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋