Is there any proper Etiquette when picking up a hooker?
I don't want to offend anybody.
2006-06-15 09:23:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Yeah, don't do it.
Its illegal.
Its dirty.
You will contract an STD.
And please, "hooker" and "etiquette" do not belong in the same sentence!
2006-06-15 09:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by jesserae 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm sure this was yet another attempt to be funny, but if you're serious, then don't worry -- picking up hookers would put you in a class of people that don't need to worry with such inconveniences as etiquette.
2006-06-15 16:30:36 · answer #2 · answered by partlycloudy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The proper way to pick up a hooker is by standing behind her, putting your hands under her armpits, and then lifting.
Be careful not to touch any of her expensive bits, however, because she will definitely add that to your bill.
2006-06-15 16:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't an etiquette issue. It's a matter of you not caring enough for yourself to find a real woman.
2006-06-15 16:26:42 · answer #4 · answered by farside76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes , you say i got the money honey and you got the time . lol
and to the girl who told u, u can get an std , i have news for her , u can get an std from anyone u have sex with if theve had more than 1 sex partner at any time in thier life or u can pass 1 on if youve had more than 1 sex partner, std's dont just come from hookers , and they probably take better care than other woman not to get std's
2006-06-15 16:46:08 · answer #5 · answered by jojo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't know...never did it.
And I would suggest you avoid doing it...she (or he) could be an undercover cop.
And a step beyond that, you could end up with a real nasty virus.
And a step beyond that, you could get mugged, robbed, beaten or otherwise killed by her (or his) pimp.
But whatever you do, treat EVERYONE with respect.
Just because someone is working a profession like prostitution doesn't mean they are any less human.
2006-06-15 16:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by docscholl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring Armpit spray! You'll need it and its a nice icebreaker.
2006-06-15 16:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they usually try to pick up you, so just relax and go with the conversation
2006-06-16 06:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by leadbelly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋